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Can I just say that I really appreciate certain things here? Like the whole not being shot at or maimed or killed thing. Because I really, really am grateful.

Granted, I'm not thrilled about everything, but I think being well-fed is a big improvement over where I was before, so. Yeah. Thanks, I guess?

[VANDAL]

Um.

Yeah, can we... can we talk?

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[MEGATRON]

Sir, if you don't mind my asking, do we have a comprehensive list of everyone that's working on your project? Just so I can keep better track of everyone.

Also, just to be on the safe side, do we have any security measures?

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About the racism? Okay.

Er. Yeah, that.

Look, I. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have freaked out at you. I sort of assumed that you were synthetic, like the rest of us.

Well. Thanks for the apology. Guess you shouldn't assume things, huh?

Well, you have a synthesized voice and your suit was really convincing! How was I supposed to know you were going to be some meatsack?

Meatsack?

I mean! A... squishy. Organic person?

You are so racist it's almost painful to watch.

And that's human to you. What should it matter what species I am? You had no idea what a human was before.

Well, no, but organic is organic. I can't help it that you're kinda inferior.

Racist and stupid.

Hey! Look, you're small, you're squishy, and you're fragile. That's not stupid, those are facts. I mean, how long do humans even live?!

And you're big, cumbersome and can't fit into small spaces. I could probably take apart your ass and feed it to you. I'm not helpless!

But--

What if someone steps on you?!

They haven't yet.

Yeah, yet. And if they do, that's bye-bye Vandal. A lot of squish going on there! That's-- that's not okay.

You're afraid of me dying? I thought organics were gross.

It'd be gross if you died. That's guts and blood and nasty things everywhere and...

It'd... I'd also be upset.

[ Sigh. ]

Thanks. I think.

I mean it on like-- you were nice to me, Vandal. Even though we never met and you didn't have any reason to be. You're not what I expected, but I still like you and I really, really don't want you to die. Especially because of one of us.

[Even if you're a disgusting organic creature.]

Alright. Thank you. That's very sweet of you to say, given that you're ra-

How you feel about organics like myself. I'll be okay. You don't need to worry about me. I mean come on. I'm friends with some real badasses. Nobody's going to kill me.

Yeah, but what if they aren't around? I know you're an engineer... medic person. Thing. You should still have something to defend yourself with.

I have plenty. I'm fucking armed to the teeth, Ful. You just can't really see it because I don't advertize it.

All right, fine. Someone steps on you. What happens?

I die. So what. It'd be quick at least.

You can't just say that! Why don't you care?!

Well, when I'm dead I won't care, so why worry?

You should have been here a short while ago. Plenty of shooting and death to go around, really.

It's not nearly as paradisaical as you've said. Count yourself far luckier you've arrived in a quiet period.

Paradisaical? That's a nice five cred word for exaggerating the point, but thanks.

You're welcome.

I'm certain you could use it to improve your own vocabulary.

My deepest apologies, but it seems that the insinuation that I should ameliorate my provincialism and anything related to something more substantial would earn you the implication that you should go kindly frag yourself.

[Perceptor's optics... brighten.]

There you are!

I knew you had it in you. "Ameliorate"... I don't even have lab assistance with such a word in their processors.

I'm pretty used to dumbing down the talk. Try working with Decepticon grunts sometime.

Why ever would I do such a thing?

I'm sorry the sarcasm passed over your brain module.

Regardless.

My point still stands.

That you wouldn't work with a Decepticon grunt? Yeah, sorta concluded that before you had to point it out, thank you.

Unless you mean the whole "there sure was a lot of shooting awhile ago" thing. Because I heard about that, but shame on me for being grateful, I guess.

The fact I 'had' to point it out speaks volumes of your expressive functions.

There isn't any shame in gratitude, simply making certain you'd taken it into consideration.

Jetfire and Starscream have agreed to take a look, and so has a very interesting inverse version of myself. There's also Ironfist. [Which is more Autobots than he'd LIKE, at least until he can defeat Shockwave in the ring.]

I've forwarded a few mechs to you to gather supplies, so you may also assume that anyone contacting you for that express purpose has my permission. [So long as they aren't, you know, dismantling things.]

If Barricade comes to take a look don't shoot him--he's handy with his claws.

There's also Vehicon who should be attempting to decode coordinates, but I can see no reason for him to show up on-site.

Frenzy is, of course, allowed...but do not let him touch anything.

And, finally, a human named Captain Marvelous has agreed to patrol the area, provided we can fuel his ship. Do you have any experience with engine upgrades?

[Well, THAT was an exhaustive list.]

Edited 2012-11-16 19:24 (UTC)

That's a lot of help. At this point, I don't think we'll have much to worry about, Lord Megatron.

Um, I'm afraid not, my lord. But there is an actual engineer present in this place. I could try asking for her help and see if she's interested in performing said upgrades. I'm more of a programmer than a mechanic, but she should get the job done.

I believe you are right. I'm in the process of speaking with two Shockwaves, also, which should help in fixing the minor....glitch. [That part of the portal which never exactly worked.]

If you believe you can convince her, ask. If not, let me know who she is and I'll take care of it.

No death is always good IF someone causes you trouble please Contact me or any_{other member} of the Police Force.

Yeah, being able to rely on law enforcement for a change is kind of. New to me. Sorry. I'll do that.

No need to _apologize IT SEEMS to be new to a lot of people here.

Yeah, it's. It's a long story, but bottom line, the change is nice. Thank you.

Good to hear it. I'M B-l-u-r-r it's nice to meet you properly.

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