re_alignment | [Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

[The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.]

I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message: This is the DJD.

For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant.

[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.]

Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency.

[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.]

And, Pharma, I would like a word.

To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.

[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.]

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You should come and say that to my face.

And as much as you might try to forget, we were once something of a similar breed. But don't worry, I fully intend to help remind you of exactly where it was you went astray.

Face? Do you even have one left under that mask you've probably welded to your plating? You're so fanatical, I doubt you even have an identity outside your insane obsession.

I was a Decepticon, yes, but I was never a butchering mad man like you. The idea of us ever being similar makes my tanks churn.

[though there is a pause] You may know my location, but I'm not... afraid of you. [That was a bit forced, oops. It's logical to be a little afraid, however, big deal!]

I wonder if you'll be quite this offensive when we meet in person.

Don't count on that happening.

[Cause he's a leg, he runs very fast okay.]

How do you plan on stopping me, Ambulon?

[he... hesitates to answer for a moment] I may be nowhere on your level of strength and power, Tarn, but I do know how to protect myself.

[i.e. probably load up on weapons and call for backup, but telling Tarn this would sort of not sound very good.]

I did work at Delphi for a while. Teetering on the edge of your territory. I'm surprised you didn't try and take me out then. Or was that because you were manipulating and using Pharma and had your servos full?

[Twinkletoes, not stocking up on guns and poor, gullible men-at-arms is pretty much tantamount to suicide when you know the DJD are comin' a-callin'. You really don't strike him as the sort (just yet).]

[Tarn chuckles, and it's almost a relaxing sound. Wait. That can't be right.]

We've known where you've been holed up for a consierable amount of time now. Frankly, I'm surprised you stayed. But if you want answers, I'm afraid you'll just have to come and get them.

[You've just never really been a priority.]

[You can't see it, but Ambulon's highly irritated by that smirk.]

It's inevitable we cross paths, Tarn, but you'll excuse me if I don't rush along the process.

You can call me a coward, but you're the one living in denial, hiding in the past, running from the future, because you simply cannot comprehend that the war is over.

[AND OUCH]

I'm touched you never forgot about us.

From where I'm standing, it looks like you're the one running -- and I believe that's your past nipping at your heel. But if you'd like to prove me wrong...?

[TARN'S CHEF SPECIAL IS: OUCH. ALWAYS GUARANTEED FRESH~!]

[WHY IS HE EVEN STILL TALKING TO YOU GOD]

This conversation is over.

[END TRANSMISSION GO SIT IN CORNER AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH]

[MAYBE THERE'S MORE SUICIDAL INCLINATION IN THIS ONE, AFTER ALL?]

[Before you disconnect you might just hear Tarn laugh.]

Be seeing you.

[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

You sound scared. You must be Ambulon.

N-NO.

I'm hoping he's HIDEOUS under the mask, actually

oh me too!

He tried to get a Megatron face-up. It went horribly wrong.

well, plastic surgery has those risks

Tarn really should have seen that coming given how little plastic he actually HAS in the face region

shhh listen to christian aguilera or whatever

>heel

I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU

With what? Legs don't have arms, silly!