Tarn of the DJD (
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[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”
[The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.]
I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message: This is the DJD.
For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant.
[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.]
Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency.
[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.]
And, Pharma, I would like a word.
To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.
[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.]
[OOC| Permissions]
I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message: This is the DJD.
For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant.
[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.]
Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency.
[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.]
And, Pharma, I would like a word.
To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.
[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.]
[OOC| Permissions]
Tarn really should have seen that coming given how little plastic he actually HAS in the face region
[Tarn chuckles, and it's almost a relaxing sound. Wait. That can't be right.]
We've known where you've been holed up for a consierable amount of time now. Frankly, I'm surprised you stayed. But if you want answers, I'm afraid you'll just have to come and get them.
[You've just never really been a priority.]
shhh listen to christian aguilera or whatever
It's inevitable we cross paths, Tarn, but you'll excuse me if I don't rush along the process.
You can call me a coward, but you're the one living in denial, hiding in the past, running from the future, because you simply cannot comprehend that the war is over.
[AND OUCH]
>heel
From where I'm standing, it looks like you're the one running -- and I believe that's your past nipping at your heel. But if you'd like to prove me wrong...?
[TARN'S CHEF SPECIAL IS: OUCH. ALWAYS GUARANTEED FRESH~!]
I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU
This conversation is over.
[END TRANSMISSION GO SIT IN CORNER AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH]
With what? Legs don't have arms, silly!
[Before you disconnect you might just hear Tarn laugh.]
Be seeing you.