AUDIO;

[docbot]

[ There's just a bunch of static on the line for a long while, and it wouldn't be very interesting to most unless you recognized the sender ID as a familiar one. After a few minutes of noise, a few words finally make it through. ]

*kssh*-elp would be ... a-*kshhhh*-ciated. Again thi-*kshh* is Ra-*Kssshhhhhh*

[ And then the audio fades out into white noise for a few more seconds before cutting out completely. But perhaps you recognized the voice from the few seconds it came through? ]

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[video]

[docbot]

[ Ratchet sounds pleasantly surprised where he's not fuzzing out. ]

A human doct-*kshh*

[video]

[drpaperairplanesmd]

That's right. I do hope that maybe I can help out your people as well, in time. Assuming I'm going to be here for a very long time. [weak smirk] But, yes, has your help arrived yet?

[audio]

[docbot]

Useful to have someone who knows how to treat humans, anyway. Plenty of Cybertronian doctors, but you're the first specializing in organics.

And he arrived. [ It's why the signal's a little less crap now. Ratchet's coming closer in. ]

[video]

[drpaperairplanesmd]

Yeah. I'm finding that out a lot recently. There's seriously never been a human doctor here before? Huh.

[smiles] Good! Have a safe trip back. Hopefully we can meet up soon. I've only really spoken briefly to one Cybertronian doctor, and he was a bit... Well, rushed. Can't blame him, though, given the goings-on.

[video]

[docbot]

No, there hasn't. Not a proper one, anyway.

Mm, most things are rushed around here. If someone's not exploding, there's probably an interdimensional invasion of creatures with teeth.

[ If only that were an exaggeration. ]

[video]

[drpaperairplanesmd]

Fortunately, haven't come across a swarm of alien locusts, but... There's been some new arrivals that are really shaking things up. A frightening robot who works for the... DJD? I don't know.

[video]

[docbot]

DJD? What does that stand for?

[ They don't exist where Ratchet comes from ... ]

[video]

[drpaperairplanesmd]

I don't... think he explicitly said what it stood for, but... He had the face of the insignia I've been seeing on a few Cybertronians. I think the... Decepticon faction symbol? I know he was definitely a Decepticon.

And, yeah, nothing good can come from him, I imagine.