AUDIO;

[docbot]

[ There's just a bunch of static on the line for a long while, and it wouldn't be very interesting to most unless you recognized the sender ID as a familiar one. After a few minutes of noise, a few words finally make it through. ]

*kssh*-elp would be ... a-*kshhhh*-ciated. Again thi-*kshh* is Ra-*Kssshhhhhh*

[ And then the audio fades out into white noise for a few more seconds before cutting out completely. But perhaps you recognized the voice from the few seconds it came through? ]

Comments

[video]

[docbot]

... ah?

[ He is hugely confused here. ]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[GOOD]

It means ya sound like yer on yer last leg an' yer gonna keel over any minute now!

[video]

[docbot]

... well I feel like it.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Awww, dat's terrible!

Maybe you should finish yerself off, huh? [Look at his mock exaggerated look of pity]

[video]

[docbot]

All things considered equal, I'd really rather not.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Aw, but c'mon. This place is goin' to the Pit. Yer not likely t'survive it, y'know. Just lookin' at you an' stuff, I can tell yer scrap at fightin'.

[video]

[docbot]

The general consensus is that no one actually survives life, but we do our best to enjoy it while we can.

And looks are, at times, deceiving. [ Just a bit of a smirk at that statement, although not much of one. He has survived quite a bit, kiddo. ]