[Transmitting from the junkpile as usual]

[dirge]

So many mechs dieing around here. It feels like home. [He sighs wistfully.]

Speaking of dieing- I have a question. I want to know about sparkeaters. Someone mentioned there might be others around here who know about them. I'm very interested.

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dang

[dirge]

Anything can be used to hurt if you do it right. There's plenty of sharp objects around though if you aren't creative.

:D

[songofmypeople]

Believe me, I'm a maestro at causing and prolonging pain. Creativity in the field is a particular talent of mine.

Bring me whatever you think might engender the most inventive applications of agony, and I'll answer your questions.

[dirge]

[Dirge squints at the screen, even though there is no video.]

Are you a Megatron? You kind of sound like one.

[He looks positively scandalized by your insistence that he give you stuff.]

....Those answers better be helpful. Or I'm taking my things back.

[songofmypeople]

Are you trying to flatter me?

[You could certainly TRY to take them back, little guy]

I'll let you be the judge of that.

did you wanna action spam the next part here or in a new post?

[dirge]

Wrong clone. Sunstorm is flattery. I'm greed. [Which he's sure is pretty obvious.]

Well, of course. I'm very good at judging value after all.

Whatever you want!

[songofmypeople]

[More nonsense he'll be ignoring then] I'm flattered all the same.

Then bring me what you think the answers are worth. I'll be here: [Location ping for Prima's microcity]