[Transmitting from the junkpile as usual]

[dirge]

So many mechs dieing around here. It feels like home. [He sighs wistfully.]

Speaking of dieing- I have a question. I want to know about sparkeaters. Someone mentioned there might be others around here who know about them. I'm very interested.

Comments

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Deal!

He's here? Why hasn't he posted over the link how superior he is yet?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Wha'? Why would he go an' do dat? Dat's more Screamer's thing. T.C. ain't done nuttin' like dat, prolly 'cause he knows he ain't scrap.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Of course it's more Starscream's thing- but that's where he got it from. He's the ego, after all.

What? He'd never ever think of himself as anything less then perfect!

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Primus, yer all fraggin' weirdos.

Maybe in yer universe, yea, but the TC here ain't like dat.

I'd probably shoot yer TC in the mouth if I ever saw 'im.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Ergh... shots to the mouth hurt. A lot.

[The last time he'd had to have his internals completely remade.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Aw, really? How 'bout I shoot ya in da mouf an' then ya tell me how da pain feels an' stuff!

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Why? I just said it was painful.

But I suppose I wouldn't object if you'd like to climb in anyway. [Grin]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[Frenzy makes a gesture with his hand sweeping over the top of his head. Dirge probably doesn't understand what this means either.] Yer rea--

[...]

You tellin' me t'... climb... in yer mouth?

[HORRIFIED EXPRESSION] Ew, wat da frag, man!? Yer more damaged than I thought! Ugh, dat's gross!

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Oh, please. Don't you usually live in someone's chest? What's the difference?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

There is a huge diff'rence!

Holy frag, ya nutcase!

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Okay, so its wet, but that's about it. [Grumble]

Really, you'd think a mech that lives inside another one wouldn't freak out about this sort of thing.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

When ya eat somethin', it gets broken down an' slag an' ya idiot bein' eatin' means ya get DEAD! Dat's why it's so diff'rent an' dat's why yer fraggin' outta yer CPU!

Hey, but if ya want, go get yerself eatin' by onna dem monsters an' see wat i'm tawkin' about.

Re: [video]

[dirge]

Hey. I didn't say I was going to eat you. You jumped to conclusions.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

... Okay, things have gone from fraggin' insane ta really, really, deeply disturbin'.

I'm jus' gonna... go. Yea. An' wish a nice death on ya, yea? Okay...