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[When the video switches on, Frenzy is kind of slumping, tired but not quite exhausted. Mostly, he looks like he got tossed around and kicked a few times with his visor (once again) cracked and tear along his chestplates. Though kind of hard to notice, considering he's covered in some... slimy looking substance, head to toe. Blood? Maybe. It's gross, though, and if you could smell through the link, you'd probably want to vomit. Frenzy grips a twisted, half-bent lead pipe in his hand, and there's weird chunks of something sticking along the...

Oh.

Despite all this, the Cassetticon just looks a little peeved. But mostly nonchalant.]

Tho. Tha wuth fun.

[Frenzy reaches up and touches the missing gap along the top row of his teeth. So that's why he's talking a little weird(er).] I loth thoo dentha plathes. I know I thwallowed one. Tha can' be good? Buth tha oththur ith thumwhere here. [He glares at the link] Did one of youth take my toof?

[He pauses and watches something gross plop off his wounded shoulder.] Altho, I guth I need a docthor. Or whaeverth.

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[ Have a fit of laughter before the feed shuts off. ]

[ A moment later, it clicks back on, to more laughter. Then-- ]

Before you ask, I don't have your stupid tooth. But if you wanna slump on the deck I'll fly you 'round to First Aid.

Or, you know, you can grab an anchor and I can drag you.

Jeez, Frenzy! What the smelt happened?

You okay?

Aye! Thop laugin' ya thupid--

[Infuriated, he switches to text]

/SHUT UP BEFORE I COME OVER THER AND RIP UR HEAD OFF

I DONT NEED UR STUPID HELP U DUMB FLESHBAG/

I hadda party, thath's what. [He grins; look at the big gap in his teeth.] Thudda been there. Thoooo much thlag! [pokes tongue] Thumpthin with my thpeeth. Think might be thompthin wrong with my tongue or thumpthin, thoo. Thumb of the thuff got in my mouf. [gags]

What or who ran you over?

I'm offering to HELP, you numbskull.

Try and hurt me and I'm definitely tying you to the anchor.

/why in the frag would you wanna help me?? im callin scrap. sides. aint that first aide guy a autobot?? yeah count me out./

/NO 1 RAN ME OVER YOU DINK I TOOK EM OUT ALL BY MYSELF
heheh but it was alot of fun
2 bad it had 2 end/

Sometimes I'm nicer than I look. Especially to the comic relief.

...you do know you're all stupid robots to me, right? He already said he'd take anybody.

/hes still a autobot. i cant trust no autobot!! sides i'm workin on somethin to put in my gap til i get me a REAL decepticon doc 2 help me out. i/

[the abrupt pause is due to plating falling off his head]

/maybe i can spare u this once 2 take me 2 the doctor./

I can stay and hold your hand if you want.

[ Pfft. ]

Wave a flag or something, I'll haul you on up.

[It takes him a while to respond, considering he's jamming some steel in the gap. Crude, ugly, but eh. It seems to work.]

/u gonna be angry if i shoot a rocket at u? u know, 2 get ur attention./

[Have a facepalming Seeker.]

Frenzy, what the frag did you get into THIS time?

[ His voice is equal parts pleasant and deadly serious.]

If you hit my ship with a rocket, I'm going to crush you.

[So nonchalant, Frenzy got SWAG. He shrugs and looks away.] Pttth. Juth havin' fun, thath all. [He shakes gunk off the bar] Though I thaw you had thum fun, tuu. Killin' thum poor fraggerth afth!

[Marv here gets audio again, now that he's put that steel in place.] Yeah, yeah. I got better uses fer it anyway. [He actually doesn't have a rocket, so uh.] But since First Add or whateva works fer Megatronus, I guess I can let 'im check me out. Though don't you try no funny bidness wit' me, hooman.

And I've got better uses of my energon than crushing squirts.

[ He actually snorts out loud. ]

You're not fooling anybody. You know I'm Megatronus's too, right?

Keep an eye out above, metalhead.

[He'll allow a small, crooked grin to tug at his faceplates. And . . . he'll just quietly lock the feed now. Just in case. Don't need Ultra Magnus or anyone else hearing him say it.]

It needed to be done . . . but I won't lie and say it wasn't just what I needed.

Anyway, go hit some washracks before you attract some kind of carrion crawler.

[Wait, this is Frenzy he's talking to...]

And don't actually hit them.

Why the frag are you Megatronus's? Dat don't make no sense. Argh! Whatever! [You might hear his metal butt go CLANG as he flops to sit and sulk and ultimately wait.]

We don't need no excuth t'beat thlag up!

[He pauses, thinks a moment] How bigth tha carrion crawler? Cauth I can thill make uuth outta thhis thing. [He waves the pipe awwwright]

He likes power and practicality, doesn't he?

I'm a pirate.

[ Frenzy you're not fooling anyone. The good thing about having such a bigass ship was that traveling wasn't trouble; soon, Frenzy will see the shadow of the prow spreading over the ground.]

I'm gonna drop the anchor. You can grab hold and I'll haul it up so you can ride in style at the bow, or you can hold on and I'll drag you. Up to you!

[Frenzy was impressed. A little. He guessed. I mean, humans were sort of inferior and not very good at stuff, but they had their moments.]

How 'bout I meetcha half way an' just climb up a little an' hang? I think it'll be perfect like dat. [He waved to show he was ready.] Also, don't drop the fraggin' thing on my head.

Sure. I'll make sure I only hit you on half the roofs on our way over.

[ The anchor drops nearby. He'd considered aiming for Frenzy properly, but from that far up he'd wind up killing him by accident. And that would just be embarrassing. ]

[The Seeker has to keep pausing and reprocessing the noises Frenzy's making, trying to get words out of them. Because PIT half of what he's saying is nearly unintelligible. And . . . Frenzy's right about that first ~~except that he himself kinda does but SHHH~~. The last gets a smirk from the Seeker.]

Bigger than you.

[Because, really, what isn't?]

[Frenzy would thank him for his "consideration". Nonetheless, he climbs up about half-way, hanging in the middle. He looks up, shouting.] Move yer tin can, fleshie!

[Frenzy smirks as he removes a few rocks from a spare compartment. Heh heh, the next person unfortunate enough to walk beneath him heh heh heh...]

Oh, ha hath! [sneers] Ain't ya learn yet tha' my thighth don't matter!? I can whoop yer aff any day! I can whoop everyoneths' afth if I wanted to!

Yeah, an' you may be bigger, but I'm thmarter.

[ Marvelous can't hear him, but the anchor rises, and once Frenzy is, indeed, just clearing any nearby roofs, the ship begins to move. Frenzy will find that a ship as massive as the Galleon moves a lot faster than it looks from the ground below.

He's still welcome to throw rocks--Marvelous will probably even congratulate him on it. ]

[Don't mind that Frenzy throws a couple at the ship. Hey, he's just checking its durability!]

[Thankfully for Frenzy, the ship is made for space travel, so a couple of measly rocks don't do much of anything. (It might be a little disappointing, though.) That said, the anchor dips a bit suddenly, not enough to be dangerous but probably enough to be distressing. Hopefully, anyway.]

[Distressing enough for Frenzy to suddenly scramble and nearly fall.] Fraggin' afthole, ya almost dropped me! [Doesn't care if Mr. Captainpants can't hear him, he still has to yell it. He finds another rock, however, and hits some poor sap right in the head. Woohoo!] YO, HOW MUCH LONGER 'TIL WE GET THERE? [He's shouting now, just in case.] I'M BORED AN' YER SCRAPPY COMPANY.

Well then hold on tight, dumbass.

[Luckily for Frenzy's boredom, they've basically arrived. The ship lurches to a stop, and then a head pops out of a window, complete with megaphone.]

Get off!

[Frenzy sneers] Dis don't change nuttin', by the way. [He jumped down, glaring up at the human.] I'm still gonna squish ya an' smear all yer guts on a wall or somethin'! [He's so grateful, you see.]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, while they're fixin' you, tell 'em to pretty you up, will you? The rest of us have to look at that mug! [He's having too much fun with the megaphone, obviously.]

[Frenzy frowns and then blanches] Ew, yer a sicko! Hate t'break yer squishy li'l human heart, but I ain't intr'sted fleshbags!

Are you an idiot?! [Marvelous likes humans, you little runt, one in particular.] You stick your stupid face up on video all the time!

Whateva, try an' backpedal harder, but ya ain't gettin' none o' dis, fleshface. [SNOOTY LOOK]

[This is a disapproving face, Frenzy.] You keep telling yourself that, metalbrains. [And with that, the ship abruptly begins to move again.]

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