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[littlecrowgirl]

 [Thanks to Soundwave, Kay had returned back to her usual, bubbly self.  The police force could take care of Overlord, she was sure of it.  So it's better to try and UP those spirits instead of keeping everyone down.  Just like Soundwave had done.  And always wanting to make him proud, she started searching for any way to do so.  And lo and behold, Gunmax's recent post just made Kay realize something important.  Not that the police force was losing a member, oh no.  But that Christmas was coming up!

And then she wondered...do robots celebrate Christmas? Maybe they were more fans of Hanukkah.  She wasn't picky. Something festive was just the thing Cybertron needed. With lights of any kind. Lots of lights. And a party.]

Hey everyone!

[And there she is in Kagerou's nest, sitting with the notebook Trion's acolyte brought her, tapping her pen on her mouth.]

Christmas is coming up, isn't it?  We should really do something. Something BIG! We could hang lights, make decorations...bake cookies...the works!  But I'm wondering, do you guys even know what Christmas is? What do you robots celebrate? Do you guys have any holidays? Even the humans, because we're from different worlds, right?

So basically, for all you bots who might NOT be in the know, Christmas is a time of year where you get together and spend time with people you love! There's gift giving, decorations, lots of food, and snuggling up by warm fires and punching whoever takes your blanket! Oh and soup. Lots and lots of soup. Do you guys have any holidays that are like that? Because I'm thinking we could like...mesh them all together into one big party! I'll take notes on everything.  I've already got a few Earth holidays that are around that time we could use...

So I'll provide the notebook, you provide me with the--

[She swings her arm]

--information!



So what do you think? It...it would be something Ms. Vandal could come home to. 

[Okay, so maybe the Christmas thing wasn't the ONLY part she took from Gunmax's broadcast.]

Comments

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[aerospacecommander]

Pointless holiday. You humans need better things to do.

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[littlecrowgirl]

What?! It's not pointless!!

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[aerospacecommander]

You wait all year for one day to do those things. What is the point?

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[littlecrowgirl]

Well it's not just one day! It's an all season kind of thing! A time of year to just take to appreciate all who's important in your life!

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[aerospacecommander]

I don't get it.

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[littlecrowgirl]

...Don't you have anyone important in your life, Mr. Starscream?

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[aerospacecommander]

Me, myself, and I.

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[littlecrowgirl]

They really need more creative names.

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[aerospacecommander]

That one flew right over your head, didn't it?

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[littlecrowgirl]

I'm kidding!

But really, join in, Mr. Starscream! It'll put a smile on your face and everything.

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[aerospacecommander]

... And do what exactly?

[Really. He just knows this is a human holiday and tat there was a girl back at the Keep who thought Santa Claus was going to crawl from under her bed and kidnap her.

Starscream may have been responsible for that.]

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[littlecrowgirl]

Well we could sing songs...give gifts, make food...

You promised me you'd make me food! Well I want you to make food for the party.

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[aerospacecommander]

[......]

Food. Right. Sure.

I'll get right on that.