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[littlecrowgirl]

 [Thanks to Soundwave, Kay had returned back to her usual, bubbly self.  The police force could take care of Overlord, she was sure of it.  So it's better to try and UP those spirits instead of keeping everyone down.  Just like Soundwave had done.  And always wanting to make him proud, she started searching for any way to do so.  And lo and behold, Gunmax's recent post just made Kay realize something important.  Not that the police force was losing a member, oh no.  But that Christmas was coming up!

And then she wondered...do robots celebrate Christmas? Maybe they were more fans of Hanukkah.  She wasn't picky. Something festive was just the thing Cybertron needed. With lights of any kind. Lots of lights. And a party.]

Hey everyone!

[And there she is in Kagerou's nest, sitting with the notebook Trion's acolyte brought her, tapping her pen on her mouth.]

Christmas is coming up, isn't it?  We should really do something. Something BIG! We could hang lights, make decorations...bake cookies...the works!  But I'm wondering, do you guys even know what Christmas is? What do you robots celebrate? Do you guys have any holidays? Even the humans, because we're from different worlds, right?

So basically, for all you bots who might NOT be in the know, Christmas is a time of year where you get together and spend time with people you love! There's gift giving, decorations, lots of food, and snuggling up by warm fires and punching whoever takes your blanket! Oh and soup. Lots and lots of soup. Do you guys have any holidays that are like that? Because I'm thinking we could like...mesh them all together into one big party! I'll take notes on everything.  I've already got a few Earth holidays that are around that time we could use...

So I'll provide the notebook, you provide me with the--

[She swings her arm]

--information!



So what do you think? It...it would be something Ms. Vandal could come home to. 

[Okay, so maybe the Christmas thing wasn't the ONLY part she took from Gunmax's broadcast.]

Comments

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I... guess? Why does this holiday require the exchanging of gifts? Is there a purpose or is it simply a routine part of the celebration?

[audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Well it's not required...but it's just something nice to do! I guess it just got really popular that it became...uh...

associated with it!

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I see. So, the point of the holiday is to just... spend time with loved ones? [Why make that a big official holiday? You humans are silly geese.]

[audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Exactly. I mean, sometimes you get caught up in things during the year, like your job or heisting the nearest valuable, so you forget to spend time with others.

This holiday is so you can slow down and take a look at what you have. Give some stuff!

And most importantly, EAT.

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Huh. Well, that's different. But I suppose it'd be a nice change of pace from all the chaos lately.

[audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

I thought so too!

I know you're busy, but...if you get time will you at least join in some festivities?

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I... could try? We'll see.

[SOCIALIZING IS HARD.]

[audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Great! I expect to see you at the party I have planned!

Be there or be square!