[ AUDIO ]

[lifepersists]

[ Normally First Aid uses video since he finds it a bit more personable, but he's a bit busy from the sound of it. Much easier to dictate when working instead of being conscious of his tendency to flit about. ]

I've been thinking on something for some time and since patients are beginning to filter out of the medibay, I think it'd be a good time to bring up a few things that I have been thinking of for some time.

[ He resets his vocalizer. Just a clear 'Ahem' ]

The disaster with the glyphless highlighted the problems associated with having a medibay in a temple. Solus's temple is convenient for resources, but it's also far off from the others. I want to propose the moving -- or construction -- of a medical outpost. One that's reachable for all who need it, with a reasonable distance from all temples.

I would also like to propose the formation of an Emergency Medical Team. The assigned doctors to the medibay aren't all entirely mobile. We need brave volunteers to help transport medics and patients. I'd be willing to train these volunteers -- and any others who are interested -- in some basic first aid. It may help save some lives in the future.



[ He'll let that sink in for a moment. Okay, now for something a little more controversial. He keeps a professional tone. ]

I'm also aware each timestream and universe has their own funerary practices. Some of us may have been left wanting for closure. For those who are still recovering from grief, I want to propose a funeral bonfire. Something to honor the dead. [ Should be offer? Might as well. ] I have experience with handling the deceased. I would be willing to deliver to the funeral site.

[ Yes, he is offering to dig up graves. ]

With that said! Would anyone like to go for drinks?


I would like to see both of you in the medibay for an examination. I think it would be best for all of us if you would just come to get checked over.

[ MUCH MORE CHEERY TONE. But he means business. ]

[ /Wheeljack & Bulkhead ]


I would hope you are feeling comfortable and safe, Pharma. Are they keeping you under a tight watch?

[ /Pharma ]

Comments

[lifepersists]

[ ...Not exactly what he was going for. ]

Any remains excised will be melted down. For most of them they did not have the chance to leave behind med specs about the possibility of part donation after their departure.

[rednotbluethx]

[pssh]

Yea, yea, I can help melt 'em down, too, but I'm jus' sayin', if they left anythin' behind you medics don't need, I mean, like, they ain't gonna be usin' 'em any time, soon, soooo...

[lifepersists]

I was hoping the smelting of the bodies would be a communal thing. For ritual purposes.

[rednotbluethx]

[OH AID YOU'RE BREAKIN' HIS HEART HERE]

Yea, whateva, do whateva wit' the bodies. I'm saying, if there's somethin' like, I dunno, a gun or whatever on 'em, like built in or some slag, can we have 'em? I mean, really, is they gonna miss them?

[lifepersists]

You're proposing scavenging weapons and parts from the bodies.

[ SQUINTS ]

You do recall what happened to them, don't you?

[rednotbluethx]

[Without even missing a beat] Nope.

[lifepersists]

[ He palms his helm. ]

They were all possessed by a dark entity, went crazy, and then proceeded on a killing spree.

[rednotbluethx]

Yeah whatever sure but I'm jus' askin', if any of 'em have anything cool on their bodies, I think dat you should give 'em t'me to... sort out. An' give to the mournin' parties. Or whatever.