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[ Normally First Aid uses video since he finds it a bit more personable, but he's a bit busy from the sound of it. Much easier to dictate when working instead of being conscious of his tendency to flit about. ]

I've been thinking on something for some time and since patients are beginning to filter out of the medibay, I think it'd be a good time to bring up a few things that I have been thinking of for some time.

[ He resets his vocalizer. Just a clear 'Ahem' ]

The disaster with the glyphless highlighted the problems associated with having a medibay in a temple. Solus's temple is convenient for resources, but it's also far off from the others. I want to propose the moving -- or construction -- of a medical outpost. One that's reachable for all who need it, with a reasonable distance from all temples.

I would also like to propose the formation of an Emergency Medical Team. The assigned doctors to the medibay aren't all entirely mobile. We need brave volunteers to help transport medics and patients. I'd be willing to train these volunteers -- and any others who are interested -- in some basic first aid. It may help save some lives in the future.

[ He'll let that sink in for a moment. Okay, now for something a little more controversial. He keeps a professional tone. ]

I'm also aware each timestream and universe has their own funerary practices. Some of us may have been left wanting for closure. For those who are still recovering from grief, I want to propose a funeral bonfire. Something to honor the dead. [ Should be offer? Might as well. ] I have experience with handling the deceased. I would be willing to deliver to the funeral site.

[ Yes, he is offering to dig up graves. ]

With that said! Would anyone like to go for drinks?

I would like to see both of you in the medibay for an examination. I think it would be best for all of us if you would just come to get checked over.

[ MUCH MORE CHEERY TONE. But he means business. ]

[ /Wheeljack & Bulkhead ]

I would hope you are feeling comfortable and safe, Pharma. Are they keeping you under a tight watch?

[ /Pharma ]

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[ Sorry, Perceptor. Your size is pretty useful. ]

Thanks. I suppose I can put you down as a volunteer then?

Well, everyone enjoys a break once in a while.

[Why can't you people want him for his brains, not his body.]

Indeed. Better than sitting about, tinkering with spontaneously appearing buttons.

Mm, true. That being the case, I supposed I would be amenable to taking a brief pause from said button tinkering.

[ But it's such a nice, big body. Also your personality is less than stellar. ]

Well, if that's your thing, I guess you could press buttons all day.

I didn't see you as the type.

[But his brain should make up for that. Right?]

If I wanted to do that, I'd have removed my processor and surrendered my frame to factory work.

I haven't been for some time, no. Out of pure necessity turned habit.

[ Well... If you're a jerk, you're a jerk. ]

So obviously, the next logical step is to put aside the buttons for now.

I mean... I didn't see you as the type in general. Generally overcharging doesn't seem appealing to a lot of intellectuals I know.

[That's a matter of perspective.]

Logically, yes. I then need to acquire a different pastime... or area of research.

I never said I wished to overcharge. Unless that's what you were implying to begin with, in which case I was rather mistaken on the intent of your offer.

Ah, well. You don't need to, but high grade was what I was looking for. Something to help me relax a bit, you know...?

Mmm, all things considered, I suppose it's only natural to want a bit of artificial relaxation.

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