[video transmission]

[dinnerdate]

[The video starts with a brightly coloured sports car driving at top speeds towards a building. Within the last minute instead of stopping, it flips up and drives up the building's side, transforming once it reaches the roof. It's nothing too special. Just a tiny stunt.]


...That good enough, Sissel?



[PRIVATE TO: NEXUS PRIME]
Sir, Megatronus Prime said I should speak to you... If you aren't busy.

Comments

[video]

[dinnerdate]

...I don't feel that way doing any of them.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Look. You're a competent, tough Decepticon badaft, right?

[video]

[dinnerdate]

My teammates usually shoot me, so that I help them fight... That's a no right?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Welp. Certainly complicates things, yeah.]

[But Whirl is nothing if not inventive.]

So, you good at dodging getting shot?

[video]

[dinnerdate]

I guess? But I don't usually try to.

video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

So.

You normally just let mechs shoot at you.

[Weirdo. He...kinda respects that.]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

Just my team... When they want me to fight.

[Yeah that probably sounds a bit odd.]

It's, uh... complicated.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Hrm. Interesting motivational technique. Whirl's sort of on the fence about it.]

So wait. Are they shooting to miss you? [Or do they just suck? ]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

No, they hit... Like I said, it's complicated.

[He's really good at taking abuse now though. That's something.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

So. Decepticons suck.

[AS HE SUSPECTED ALL ALONG.]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

I... Uh... Oh. Okay...

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Frag, don't get all weird like that.

[video]

[dinnerdate]

[Whirl you did kind of just insult his faction.]

Sorry...

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[It is not Whirl's fault your faction sucks. ]


Protip, Neon face. Try to side with the guys who don't shoot their own guys.

[video]

[dinnerdate]

It's a bit late for that I think.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Says who? Any of those shooting idiots floating around here?

: [video]

[dinnerdate]

No... But I'm sure some will pop up if I suddenly switch sides.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Then just shoot them first this time.

[Sorted!]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

[His face would have paled if it were able to, instead his wings merely go stiff.]

All of them?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

At least one of them. In the face.

[FACES!!! Damn them all.]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

I think you have too much faith in me...