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re_alignment2012-07-18 09:18 pm
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[In the background, you can see the junkyard and a number of very dead beasties from the invasion, among other bits of flotsam and jetsam]
Hello hello, one and all. My thought of the moment goes out mostly to my more... fleshy bretheren, but I suppose there may be some machines among you who might be able to render aid as well.
As you have all no doubt noticed, food is a little difficult to come by. Certainly, the sky rains a bounty--
[Almost as though on cue, a gigantic daikon falls out of the sky and lands on the skull of a dead sharkticon with a loud crack.]
--but finding stuff that isn't spoiled is a mite difficult, and what fare can be found, well... it's a roulette. An occasionally Russian one. Living on this stuff is only thinking in the short term, and I'm the sort who prefers to play a long game.
So. Trion's temple happens to have some arable land. Alas, I've little to no skill with farming, the last houseplant I tried to keep died... but I thought, perhaps one of you others is a better hand at it, hmm? And perhaps you've a little skill with cooking? Just a thought.
Hello hello, one and all. My thought of the moment goes out mostly to my more... fleshy bretheren, but I suppose there may be some machines among you who might be able to render aid as well.
As you have all no doubt noticed, food is a little difficult to come by. Certainly, the sky rains a bounty--
[Almost as though on cue, a gigantic daikon falls out of the sky and lands on the skull of a dead sharkticon with a loud crack.]
--but finding stuff that isn't spoiled is a mite difficult, and what fare can be found, well... it's a roulette. An occasionally Russian one. Living on this stuff is only thinking in the short term, and I'm the sort who prefers to play a long game.
So. Trion's temple happens to have some arable land. Alas, I've little to no skill with farming, the last houseplant I tried to keep died... but I thought, perhaps one of you others is a better hand at it, hmm? And perhaps you've a little skill with cooking? Just a thought.
[Perma-Audio] And I'm so sorry
[THE QUESTION BECOMES: IS HE SERIOUS?]
never apologize for starscream
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But sometimes one must make do.
[So suck it up and get yourself some baby back ribs]
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[Which is a very polite way of saying "go away robot guy"]
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[/and then he disconnects, done playing with the humans for today]
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What's a Russian roulette?
I know that Korra can bend earth that could come in handy sir. I thought that farming involved organic creatures like cows, dogs, lizards and the like...?
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An irrigation system does sound good...as long as we can find seeds for plants, but any kind of water organization would be awesome....
Though your Firstforged's gardens should have seeds covered, huh?
Hmmm, maybe if we got all us humans together, we can find someone who knows about farming....
[Korra trails off, thoughtful, remembering Amon saying how he lived on a farm before his face was burned off.... Inwardly the girl shudders.]
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But yes. I think it'd be wise to get all of us humans together, for reasons more than just farming. We are the aliens here, after all, strangers in a strange land.
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The junkpile? The one with all the metal--okay, water bottles and canned food where found there, so probably not so far-fetched....
So what do we do, broadcast a 'calling out all humans' message on the vidlinkphone...thingy. Gah, we never had anything like this comm system back home, just telephones!
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