rotafortunae: (I've seen angels fall)
X—Luxord: the Gambler of Fate ([personal profile] rotafortunae) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-07-18 09:18 pm

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[In the background, you can see the junkyard and a number of very dead beasties from the invasion, among other bits of flotsam and jetsam]

Hello hello, one and all. My thought of the moment goes out mostly to my more... fleshy bretheren, but I suppose there may be some machines among you who might be able to render aid as well.

As you have all no doubt noticed, food is a little difficult to come by. Certainly, the sky rains a bounty--

[Almost as though on cue, a gigantic daikon falls out of the sky and lands on the skull of a dead sharkticon with a loud crack.]

--but finding stuff that isn't spoiled is a mite difficult, and what fare can be found, well... it's a roulette. An occasionally Russian one. Living on this stuff is only thinking in the short term, and I'm the sort who prefers to play a long game.

So. Trion's temple happens to have some arable land. Alas, I've little to no skill with farming, the last houseplant I tried to keep died... but I thought, perhaps one of you others is a better hand at it, hmm? And perhaps you've a little skill with cooking? Just a thought.
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[Perma-Audio] And I'm so sorry

[personal profile] my_own_trope 2012-07-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure if worse came to worse, you could always just devour one of the weaker vermin running around here. I imagine the children wouldn't put up that much of a fight.

[THE QUESTION BECOMES: IS HE SERIOUS?]
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[personal profile] my_own_trope 2012-07-24 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't concern myself with what children ingest. [Said the robot that drank solids]
But sometimes one must make do.

[So suck it up and get yourself some baby back ribs]
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[personal profile] my_own_trope 2012-08-06 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
See that you do.

[/and then he disconnects, done playing with the humans for today]
raceme: (Sense you make none)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-07-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
We are not 'machines' sir we are an autonomous robotic organism CALLING us machines is like calling humans primates. Not exactly accurate. [Blurr's just pointing out that fact, he doesn't sounds offended or too condescending.]

What's a Russian roulette?

I know that Korra can bend earth that could come in handy sir. I thought that farming involved organic creatures like cows, dogs, lizards and the like...?
raceme: (:<)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-07-22 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't have many of those here in fact I don't believe I saw any perhaps I wasn't paying enough attention but that's unlikely. I haven't talked to Korra in a bit.
not_halfbaked: (i like fire)

[personal profile] not_halfbaked 2012-07-31 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Never farmed before, but I can control the earth and water. And I can sorta cook stuff with my fire.
not_halfbaked: (i thought everyone was living it up)

[personal profile] not_halfbaked 2012-08-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, Korra...and you were Lux...Lux-something, right? [Frowns apologetically.]

An irrigation system does sound good...as long as we can find seeds for plants, but any kind of water organization would be awesome....

Though your Firstforged's gardens should have seeds covered, huh?

Hmmm, maybe if we got all us humans together, we can find someone who knows about farming....

[Korra trails off, thoughtful, remembering Amon saying how he lived on a farm before his face was burned off.... Inwardly the girl shudders.]
not_halfbaked: (i lost my heart in republic city)

[personal profile] not_halfbaked 2012-08-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
An interesting name, though.

The junkpile? The one with all the metal--okay, water bottles and canned food where found there, so probably not so far-fetched....

So what do we do, broadcast a 'calling out all humans' message on the vidlinkphone...thingy. Gah, we never had anything like this comm system back home, just telephones!
not_halfbaked: (WOO HOO!)

[personal profile] not_halfbaked 2012-08-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
We'll find something viable! It's perfect!