re_alignment | [Video | The Badlands]

[When the video clicks on, the feed is distorted, something making it very hard to see Rocket.]

Bloody hell.

[An annoyed, chittering sort of growl escapes him and the camera bounces a bit as he wipes it off quickly, the view sharpening now to focus on the grime stained raccoon. He's covered in...most likely unpleasant things, Rocket covered in some of it as well but he doesn't look injured.

Rather pleased with himself in that angry sort of way he has.

His ears flick as he settles the camera down, revealing that's he's currently near the border of the badlands, one paw rested on the laser pistol on its side, his ears swiveling back and forth as he keeps tabs on everything around him.]

Took some advice from one of the farkin' Firstforged and decided to take a little bit of a break from things. I'll be scouting for a bit if anyone needs anything.

Guess I just wanted to see what was so bad about the Badlands.

[He pauses, red eyes narrowing as his ears pitch forward before he snorts softly, the tip of his tail flicking.]

Rumor has it there's no farkin' way to communicate once you get out there so this'll be my last transmission for a bit.

[Rocket freezes again, straightening up a bit as he looks off at something, a smirk appearing as his ears fall back flat against his head.]

I'll be seeing you lot, or maybe I won't. Who knows.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[BUT THE BADLANDS ARE BAD D: ]

Are you SURE about this ROCKET?

[That's what makes them EXCITING.]

Why wouldn't I be? You lot all seem scared of the place, makes me want to see why.

[No that makes them suicidal.]

The last time were there a bunch of tentacles tried to kill Megatron _Cliffjumper and me. We never saw the whole monster and TRUST ME it was better not to see it.

[Yeah Wrex doesn't give much a crap about anything he said. He's interested in the fact that this is the first earth raccoon he's ever seen. At least, he think it is, going off the other's description.]

You the raccoon?

...No, I'm a farkin' bear.

[Rocket says it dryly before rolling his ears, ears falling back.]

What's it to you, scaly?

Nothing, just wanted to check if you were an actual raccoon.

...almost thought they'd be bigger.

[Wrex you are being so obtusely offensive right now.]

[Rocket's eyes narrow and he growls a bit, tail lashing behind him now.]

Well sorry to disappoint, you scaly bastard!

[Wrex chuckles. He finds you amusing, Rocket Raccoon.]

The attitude sure makes up for it. Can see why humans avoid talking about your kind.

I'm not from Earth, scaly. I'm from the planet of Halfworld.

[He snaps a bit when he says it, glaring at the other.]

Not like that's bloody Earth raccoons, thank you very much.

[Rocket eyes the other a bit, nose wiggling a bit in thought.]

....What are you anyway?

Guess it must be these multiverse deals.

[Getting real tired of your shit, Lambada.]

Krogan. So what does that make you: an evolved raccoon?

Aye, most likely.

[Alternative universes were one of those things that Rocket REALLY hated.]

Krogan. Never heard of it, scaly. And I guess you could say that. A bunch of messed up humans were left on Halfworld with us charge of them. We were the dominate and evolved species. Had to protect the farkin' weaklings. Became a Guardian of the Galaxy in the process of climbing the ranks.

Heh. Humans, always needing someone to take care of them. Whether it's the Citadel or you guys.

Ain't that the farkin' truth? I've only met two humans that were worth a real damn and I'll forever be proud to say that I work with them on a regular basis.

[His tail flicks.]

Other than that, not a big fan. They're rather annoying.

Same here.

I'll give it to them, humans make real good cannon fodder.

Usually all their good for though is getting you in farkin' trouble though. Especially the ones that like to talk too much.

If you think a human's bad, you should hear a salarian. Never know when to shut up.

Sounds real farkin' fun. Almost like this mutt I know back home.

Mutt? You things crossbreed?

No, this mutt from Earth. The Russians sent him up into space. He ended up in Knowhere and can use telepathy and telekinesis now. Real farkin' annoying.

Humans will send anything to space. Never heard of a telepathic animal before.

You're lucky. This one's real annoying. I can't stand talking animals.

[Because he's not a real animal, an Earth animal. He's an alien. So him talking is perfectly okay.]

A lot of things in my universe. Too busy killing to talk.

I don't talk to him, he talks to me. There's a difference. And it's annoying. I'd much rather be fighting.

I like your style.

Next time he talks, kick him.

Heh. Thanks.

And I think I will. Right in that farkin' snout of his.

I'd say to go for the classic headbutt, but you head don't look hard enough.

Edited 2012-12-23 22:25 (UTC)

Yeah I think I'll avoid that one...as fun as it would be.

Have fun gettin' run over by a car, Roadkill.

Will do, small fry.

Huh, are you sure about going by yourself?

Never been more sure. Everyone seems terrified of this farkin' place anyway, so it's doubtful anyone would want to come.

I've heard it's not a good place to go... Definitely not somewhere to go by yourself.

All the more reason I want to check it out for myself. Dangerous places, mysterious things...sounds like a vacation for me considering the farkin' things I've been involved in.

After the things that happened not too long ago, I'd rather not want to hear of anyone getting in over their heads.

[The raccoon's ears flick a bit, Rocket watching the young man before snorting a bit.]

Not going out there to look for trouble. Just want to explore a bit, mate. That's all.

That might be true, but you never know what might be around there.

[Video | The Badlands]

[Video]

[Video]

Re: [Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

Re: [Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[video]

[video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]