Video Transmission: Junk Pile

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[See Captain Renko sit. See Captain Renko sit while it snows. Sit, Renko, sit!

Actually, anyone that looks towards the bottom of the video will notice that his legs are straddling the main cannon of a tank. And that Renko has the biggest grin on his face. He leans back slightly and twists to put the big red bow his package originally had back on the turret behind him. The faint blue glow of the TMD is slightly visible from under the sleeve of his trenchcoat.]

Does anyone have a can of black paint and a paintbrush I can borrow? This poor thing doesn't have a name yet.

[It also doesn't have any ammo but he doesn't particularly care at the moment. TANK!]

Comments

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[Saying a perfectly functional tank looks like slag isn't exactly a compliment either, though.]

I think I ought to be insulted on this tank's behalf.

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[warborn]

It has one?

[Video]

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Some of us personify our vehicles. Hence the whole 'name the tank' thing. Besides, it may not look like much, but this is one good, sturdy little machine.

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[warborn]

Hn.

[ he gets it, but- it /looks/ like it could be a Cybertronian, albeit with a frak of an altmode, but...]

Looks like a Crawler if y'ask me.

[he can get in the 'spirit'! see?]

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Now you're getting it. [See? It's not so hard!] But... I think I've got something picked out.

It's freaking you out because you're used to vehicles being like you, aren't you?

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[warborn]

Hey, I'm used to being in ships that don't have more than a drone's AI. Not so much something that looks my size and doesn't even have that.

What're you calling it?

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Machines on Earth aren't smart enough to carry on conversations like this, normally. Especially not when the machines were made in the 1940s.

'Hellfire'. It feels appropriate.