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re_alignment2012-12-26 11:31 am
thehardway) wrote in re_alignment2012-12-26 11:31 am
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[Ultra Magnus can be seen sitting at his desk. Placed across it is a giant war hammer, glowing faintly.
Oh, and there's something yipping in the background. Not quite like a dog, not really. Some might recognize it as the sounds of a lively turbofox.
Really, Magnus just looks exasperated.]
I don't suppose someone wants to take this creature off my hands. I've no use for it.
Oh, and there's something yipping in the background. Not quite like a dog, not really. Some might recognize it as the sounds of a lively turbofox.
Really, Magnus just looks exasperated.]
I don't suppose someone wants to take this creature off my hands. I've no use for it.
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[Anyway, he's gonna be right over. With the turbofox. For cuddles.]
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BUT HEY, he arrives with the excitable turbofox, who is following him and circling around his feet, rolling on the floor, and so on. Trying so very hard to be endearing.]
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It's so cute... you're gonna keep it, right?
C'mere little guy! Come on! God I could ride this thing...
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I-- no. Why should I keep a pet?
I'm trying to find it an owner.
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Who's a puppy? You are! You're a puppy!
I'd take it, but I think you should keep it. It'd be good for you. Look at all the love it has! You should at least give it a name. Something you love or means something to you.
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You're not the first one to say that...
[Ultra Magnus frowns. He doesn't see the benefit in keeping a pet. Though at the same time, he hasn't found a suitable owner yet.
He supposes until then, he's a bit, erm. Stuck with it.]
...Justice.
[Is anyone surprised?]
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Yes yes yes puppy puppy puppy-
[ She pauses staring at him. ]
Figures.
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[He shutters his optics once.] ...What? Justice is a fair thing. Good.
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I never said it was bad. Just saying... I could expect that of you.
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Is it so bad to be predictable?
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[ She smooches the fox on it's nose. ]
Justice the fox. God he's cute.
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[Justice wags his tail and nuzzles up to Vandal, very pleased at the attention.]
Maybe he'll be useful to some degree.
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Yeah, I think he will. Look how full of love he is.
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Come here. Let him lick your face. You'll see.
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Lick my face. That doesn't seem very sanitary.
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Look just do it. Lean down and you know... make kissy faces at him.
Mwah.
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Come on. Just. Just scrunch. Like this.
[ She demonstrates. ]
And then you say something like... 'You're a puppy! Yes you are!'
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[This is probably one of the most embarrassing moments in his life. He's just glad only Vandal will bear witness.
He hesitantly kneels down. Justice rushes up and starts licking away at his face.]
...You're a puppy.
[That sounds like a statement of fact.]
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You're a puppy! Who's the cutest? You are!
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[Enthusiasm. Well.
That means he sounds stern.]
You're a puppy.
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So less... less reprimanding and more excited? Like. Like you just discovered he's a puppy. Not only that, but he's the best puppy in the whole universe.
Tell him.
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Of course he's a ... turbofox. That's obvious.
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