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Perceptor ([personal profile] percept) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-12-26 02:03 pm
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I wish to return my gift. It was not necessary, and I do not feel that I am the best caretaker for any variety of pet, cybernetic or no.

[ The camera pans out slightly, and it becomes apparent that there is a rather odd looking bird perched on the end of Perceptor's shoulder scope. It looks like a metal owl, large by human standards but still tiny compared to Perceptor, that swivels it's head to watch what he's doing with large, luminous eyes. He hasn't even bothered to remove the ribbon and bow wrapped around it. ]

I would, however, wish to keep it long enough to fun a few more diagnostics. Superficially it bears a general resemblance to the Strigidae of Earth, in particular the genus Megascops, although how such a construct exists so far from the planet...

[ He trails off in thought, the owl shifting on his scope, fluffing up metal plumage. ]

Regardless, I will be seeking a more permanent home for it.
vandalization: (Rig - From the side)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-26 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Don't give it away! It's obviously just for you. I bet it already loves you.

Yes. Owley. Or something cool like. I dunno. Killface.
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[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Percy. Keep the owl. It's an owl. I can help youcare for it and babysit it when you can't.

Come on.
vandalization: (Rig - A perfect forest)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-26 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasse?
vandalization: (Rig - From the side)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-26 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty please with sugar on top? Is that a yes? it's a yes, isn't it?
vandalization: (PB - LOL)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-27 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see him, but you know. Don't rush or anything.
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[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-28 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well okay. You know I always like to see you, Percival.
vandalization: (PB - Yeah whatever)

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[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-28 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ She sits up in bed, looking from him to the owl and back again. ]

Hey Perce.
vandalization: (PB - LOL)

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[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-28 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ She cautiously reaches out to stroke the metal feathers, visibly delighted by how cute it is. ]

He's adorable. Very fitting for you...

Scope? Scope is okay. Still think Owley is the way to go, but Scope is cute.
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[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-28 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DUBIOUS, WRY SMILE. ]

Oh, pardon me. Of course.

She.
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[personal profile] vandalization 2012-12-29 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well, so do I some days.

She must love you already.

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