re_alignment | [Audio/Locked from Tarn]

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✘ tf: idw | ambulon

[Audio/Locked from Tarn]

[Ambulon's voice is very grave.]

I will just be quick about this.

Does anyone know what a "wikireader" is, and how it works? What is its purpose? Can it possibly be used as a weapon?

[ooc: Yes, permission granted from Tarn-mun for Ambulon to have FOUND TARN'S WIKIREADER GIFT.]

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... Would you prefer if someone else turned it on? 'Cause I could do it.

[He's hardly afraid of human tech, sabot rounds or no.]

I may consider it. But for the time being... I'm going to continue a little side research.

[LOOK IT MAY TRANSFORM AND BECOME A CRAZY NINJA YOU DON'T KNOW]

All right. Just let me know.

You, ah. Seem a bit paranoid about electronic encyclopedias, no offense.

[BRO IT IS NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO BITE YOU.]

[He is offense!!]

It's the fact that it's addressed to a certain psychotic Decepticon who enjoys torturing and mutilating his victims in various, creative ways with various, creative methods and tools that bothers me.

So, I am a little suspicious.

[... that mech sounds like one after his spark. Too bad, really.]

There's better ways t'torture folks than with things made by humans. Humans are better at outright murder, when it comes t'Cybertronians.

Unless everyone here ends up human, in which case he almost has an advantage.

Perhaps, but why would he want something like this? Just to... pass the time?

[COME ON THAT'S SILLY RIGHT]

Or, I suppose, you don't get to choose the gift you receive.

There's a lot of time to be passed here, for someone that isn't a medic or in construction. That would help.

And gifts are generally a surprise. I'm shocked that no one's gotten a horrible sweater yet, though.

I'm not sure this would be a good distraction from Tarn's usual hobbies, however.

... Sweater? Oh, right. Those things.

Oh? Don't tell me he's more the trashy romance novel type.

Oh good, I don't have to explain it. Pleasant surprise.

[You know, trashy romance type sounds a little like Tarn, actually.]

Well, at least if this does prove to be a weapon of some or any sort, it's in better hands.

[sigh] Thanks for your offer, however. But I'll contact you in case any other endeavors prove fruitless.

Well, you know my number. As it were. And I'd hardly object to assisting you.

[It's not like he hasn't before, when Megatron was pitting himself against the mechs here.]

Right. Maybe I will be seeing you.

[Oh, those were some good times.]

[ooc: oh, oh, did you wanna do an action spam or something where they can start up wikireader and SURF WIKIPEDIA TOGETHER]