[Audio/Locked from Tarn]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon's voice is very grave.]

I will just be quick about this.

Does anyone know what a "wikireader" is, and how it works? What is its purpose? Can it possibly be used as a weapon?

[ooc: Yes, permission granted from Tarn-mun for Ambulon to have FOUND TARN'S WIKIREADER GIFT.]

Comments

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? DID SOMEONE TELL YOU THAT?? WHO TOLD YOU THAT???]

Basic assembly, perhaps, but for foreign weaponry... Assuming one could piece together something from the Junkpile.

[deadlydoctor]

[Have you ever heard the word 'Chill', Ambulon?]

Not so basic. Why are you so worried?

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING KNOCK OUT]

It's a long story, let's just put it at that.

[deadlydoctor]

[YES. THAT YOU NEED TO get laid LIE DOWN.]

That doesn't sounds suspicious at all. [Ko's eyes narrow, staring at Ambulon's paintjob. Then one of his optic twitches nearly imperceptibly.] You need fixing.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[....]

I don't need "fixing". I'm running and functioning at maximum, healthy levels. [Okay, maybe not entirely. Hey, KO: for you, have a little paint chip flaking off.]

[deadlydoctor]

I find that hard to believe. Don't lie to a liar, you aren't good at it. [OH GOD THAT PAINT.]

You need to get THAT fixed. [He waves to...well Ambulon's general direction.]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I don't need--

... Are you referring to my paint job?

[he frowns, serious, aloof]

Does it bother you that much, Knock Out? [and he flicks off a random chip]

[deadlydoctor]

Of course I'm referring to that monstrosity you call paintjob. It's falling off as we speak!

[FUUUUUU]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Blinks] Is it? [He idly scratches off some more~] I hadn't noticed.

[deadlydoctor]

[AJHASJHAS AMBULON D<]

HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT!?

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Again, as long as there is no cause for concern, then I really could care less, that is how.

I am so sorry it disturbs you this much, Knock Out. I really [peeeeels] am.

[deadlydoctor]

It's unprofessional and what if some for your paint job falls on a patient when you are working him?

[Inner screaming.] Sorry my aft. If you are so sorry let em fix it. [Seriously, he will just taze you and fix it himself if you don't agree.]