[Audio/Locked from Tarn]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon's voice is very grave.]

I will just be quick about this.

Does anyone know what a "wikireader" is, and how it works? What is its purpose? Can it possibly be used as a weapon?

[ooc: Yes, permission granted from Tarn-mun for Ambulon to have FOUND TARN'S WIKIREADER GIFT.]

Comments

[vandalization]

Well it pleases me to be the first. And yeah, that's right.

I guess there's a first time for anything. Hell who knows someday you might smile.

1/2

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Pause]

I... can smile. I have in the past, you know.

In fact.

2/2

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[ICON]

See?

[COOL THING IT'S ONLY 54% FORCED!]

[vandalization]

Oooooh see you need to look like you mean it. That's a start though. But hey, maybe you're ticklish like Drift is, then I could really get a grin from you.

[ That is a threat. ]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I mean it. Enough.

... I'm not ticklish, I can assure you that right now.

[vandalization]

[ Sigh. ]

What, really? What if you're lying. Kind of a trick question, really. No matter what you answer, chances are, someone's gonna try.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Are you going to try?

[Is that a legitimate question or some sort of attempt at being playful?]

[vandalization]

Yup. And there's nothing you can do. Don't wanna risk hurting the cripple, do you?

[ GRIN. ]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[smirk IT'S SINCERE TOO] Oh, of course not. But good lucky trying either way. I'm pretty fast on my feet; have to be.

[vandalization]

Aww see, there you go.

[ She wags her finger. ]

But why run if you're not?

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Lots of prodding and poking, I'd imagine. I'm used to doing it, but not having it being done to me.

Doctors are the worst patients.

[vandalization]

Bullshit.

I'm gonna get you, Ambutt.