[Audio] [Transmission Originating from: Solian Temple] - First Offense

[namesnotprowl]

[There’s a low, frustrated sigh and for a long moment, that’s all there is. Then, someone starts speaking.]

So. I’m dragged to some other Cybertron, go through hours of paperwork, and get dumped on the street. Then I drop off the face of that Cybertron onto a space station in the middle of nowhere and get dumped in a pile of junk that I have to crawl out of.

Now I drop off the face of the station and wind up here with someone in a hood telling me I’m on Cybertron. Again. Not even the same Cybertron, some other Cybertron.

I was in the middle of something! Very important things! [Bartending and best friend things!]

Comments

[Video] OH MR. BARRICADE OHH OHHH

[raceme]

I can't say I ever heard of TransTechs before but if they do the sort of things you claim I probably wouldn't remember them either way THAT is not a nice thought To have our memories tampered with sounds really problematic.

I...eh...[He must look supercharming now because, g'uh, first time someone tells him something like that.]..I..I'mnotadorable.

[Video] AND I WILL LEAVE MY SIRENS ON

[namesnotprowl]

Probably is, yeah. But if it preserves folks' timestreams I can't really argue the point with 'em. Though I heard they have a habit of deporting troublemakers to dead universes so they stop interfering with their timestream.

[Which he's fairly certain is absolutely true. And horrible.]

Yes y'are. Goodness, you are absolutely precious, Blurr.

[Video] MEANWHILE IN 20 MILES RADIUS OF THIS EVENT...

[raceme]

I don't doubt that something like that must serve to a bigger purpose. Exile? Hm. [That sounds really bad but effective.]

[Blurr is a secret agent, that implies that he worked alone most of the time. his social interactions with others were limited and awkward at best.]

[And barricade, you aren't helping the awkward now.]

Right...areyoutryingtotrickme?

[Video] SPARK CHAMBERS OPENING. STARSCREAMS TURNING LOYAL

[namesnotprowl]

Exile, more or less. Don't know how long any of them last, potentially floating through an endless void of nothingness.

[He's not trying to help really. Point in fact, it's funnier to make it worse.]

Now then, why would I be trying t'trick you? Can't I just think you are precious and adorable~?

[Video] IT WAS AMAZING.......and worrisome 1/3

[raceme]

Probably not for long if they didn't had any source of energy.

[It is always funnier to embarrass Blurr, Wheeljack would agree with you Barricade.]

Because the last time a Decepticon was friendly to me it turned out to be all a ruse and he trapped me between to moving walls to crush me and kill me and he was suc-cess-ful. OF COURSE I didn't knew that he was a Decepticon at first since he was disguised as an autobot officer and you said you are neutral now but the point still stands.

2/3

[raceme]

[Blurr stops for a second after that speech, it was deliver at quite the fast speed.]


...

3/4

[raceme]

No one really thinks I'm precious or adorable.

[namesnotprowl]

[Barricade looks positively flabbergasted, spending some time figuring out that whole thing. The parts he caught, anyway.]

... You do realize that I'm not a Decepticon anymore, right? And that I don't have access to diabolical wall-traps, or the skill t'make them?

Besides, maybe they think you're precious and adorable and just don't tell you.

[raceme]

Yes yes I realize that but we just met so how can I be sure you are not lying to me? AFTER All I knew Longarm for many solar cycles and in the end I discovered that he was really Shockwave. No access to diabolical traps does give you some positive points.

[He can't help but be cautious, Barricade, but he's not judging. Blurr scoffs softly at that last part, clearly disbelieving.]

Heh...I doubt it.