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[catwoman]

I seem to have stumbled upon a package for a ...

[She pauses to look down at the tag in her hand]

-- Karrie Norton?

Looks like they've been good this year, considering the size of this thing.

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[vandalization]

Uh... that'd be me...

[catwoman]

Aha, well at least I know who it belongs to now. I haven't taken a peak, but I have to admit to being tempted.

Should I call for someone to come get it, or did you want to stop by and pick it up?

[vandalization]

Uh. Well not really very mobile, so probably call in the closest giant robot. Y'know they're fucking everywhere.

What the fuck kind of huge thing is that anyways?

[catwoman]

I don't know, but it's hopefully expensive. If you want, I can take a look before I get one of the big guys to deliver it.

- Oh and I would put the bow back on before you get it, but my cat decided that it looked appetizing. I'm really sorry about that.

[vandalization]

Anything that big must be.

Hell, sure why not. Go for it, I'm curious.

You've got a cat?

[catwoman]

[She starts peeling away the paper.]

You could say that.

[Watch out for the sabertooth tiger who decides to walk briefly into view in the background in order to lay on top of some of the wrapping paper. You know, like a cat thing.]

[vandalization]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!

[ Well. What were you expecting? ]

[catwoman]

Huh? Oh, isn't he cute? I think I'm going to call him Tulik.

[Peers under the paper as she seems unphased by giant kitty.]

And it seems you got a ... ooh nice -- hot tub.

[vandalization]

That's yours?

[ Welp. ]

Holy fuck. Where am I even going to put it?

[catwoman]

He had a tag with my name on it. He's just a big sweetie anyway.

And I don't know, but you should have a party after you set it up.