skidaddle (
skidaddle) wrote in
re_alignment2012-12-31 06:57 pm
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[Video][Nexic Quadrant]
You know, lately, when I was thinking about enjoying the freedom to make my own destiny without worrying about the bits of my past I was missing, I sort of meant to be enjoying that freedom IN MY OWN GALAXY.
However, I guess I've woken up in plenty of stranger places.
Or. At least one stranger place.
[Really, nothing could beat coming online in a ship that turned into giant robots that were fixated on one number. This was a pretty close second, though.]
I guess I've only got two questions.
[He rubs the back of his neck.]
First: Is there anyone around who's qualified to give me orders?
[Rodimus? Ultra Magnus? Whirl? What was the ranking system on the Lost Light, anyway?]
And secondly...and more importantly, is there a bar?
[He holds up an empty glass, which, given this new predicament, he knows he's going to want filled again. Tomorrow, he can start coming up with theories as to how he got here. Tonight, he doesn't want to.]
However, I guess I've woken up in plenty of stranger places.
Or. At least one stranger place.
[Really, nothing could beat coming online in a ship that turned into giant robots that were fixated on one number. This was a pretty close second, though.]
I guess I've only got two questions.
[He rubs the back of his neck.]
First: Is there anyone around who's qualified to give me orders?
[Rodimus? Ultra Magnus? Whirl? What was the ranking system on the Lost Light, anyway?]
And secondly...and more importantly, is there a bar?
[He holds up an empty glass, which, given this new predicament, he knows he's going to want filled again. Tomorrow, he can start coming up with theories as to how he got here. Tonight, he doesn't want to.]

[voice]
Decepticons. You know. [Psssst: they're all perverts!]
I ain't going if Rung's going to be there. [Pout.] But Dead End's pretty cool, even though he's a 'con. [And sort of a pervert.]
[voice]
How could you tell?
[Because so far he'd seen exactly two expressions on the guy's face.]
Who is Dead End? And what's wrong with Run?
[voice]
Dead End's a 'con, but he's awesome. Rung is a jerkface who'd rather hang out with Fort Murderface than talk to me. [Grudge? Mmmmmaybe.]
[voice]
[Nothing ironic about that, nope.]
Whirl.
Whirl, is everything on this planet backward?