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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Perceptor's lab was only interesting for so long. And that was for someone who was a science enthusiast. Throw in that Wheeljack was not, needed 'fresh air', and couldn't keep still, you have one half of a hand-cuffed duo trying to get out and see the world.

Oh yeah, Wheeljack and Magnus are now handcuffed. That went under the radar.

The only problem? Getting his 'partner' to come with him. Without that cooperation, it was a no go. And yet...in a surprising turn of events, Magnus had actually AGREED. Turns out a workaholic actually likes to do...surprise, WORK! Unfortunately, sneaking out made the feed of Wheeljack's comm click on, and it shows the two sliding out of the Trion Temple. Stealth ops specialists right here, folks.]

Don't slow me down, sparky.

[Naturally, there's a grim scowl on Ultra Magnus's face. Who's surprised? No one. But he looks down at Wheeljack]

You do realize I could lift you off the ground.

[That gets a glance back from the Wrecker. If there was one thing he'd like to avoid, it was getting dragged around.]

And since it's a stupid-fraggin idea, we're gonna ignore it as an option.

[Ultra Magnus narrows his eyes. Then raises his arm. Frag you, Wheeljack, he's gonna go walk now.]

Hey wait-

[Nope, too late. He felt himself being pulled off his feet, completely being pulled at the mercy of Magnus. His face couldn't be any more unamused, watching the landscape go by and thinking all the terrible things that could happen to the Commander. That is...until he sees something ...something very out of place.]

Hey Magnus. Go over there. There's some kinda box.

Are you trying to give me orders?

[Could he frown any further? Because he's trying. Still, he humors Wheeljack, approaching the box and setting the Wrecker back to his feet.]

[Wheeljack just pouts in Magnus's general direction as he picks up the box, turning it every which way. And then...eyebrow perk.]

Funny...'s addressed to me...

Is it?

[It's here Ultra Magnus actually looks vaguely concerned.]

Wheeljack, I'd be careful about opening that.

[CEPT NO. Wheeljack's already torn open the paper and--....

Well...can't say he expected noisemakers and confetti. The package practically explodes in his hands, and the confetti goes everywhere, collecting on the two bots for as long as they'll stay still.]

....My bad.


[Just...SIGH.]

Comments

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Sorry, guys - he can't help it. The whole thing gets a SNICKER from the Seeker before he catches it, though he's still grinning.]

Pit, aren't you two a sight?

So what's with the being cuffed together?

[Not really commenting on the exploding package. Nope. Because where he comes from, "Wheeljack" and "boom" go hand-in-hand. It'd be like commenting on how blue the sky is.]

[Video]

[thehardway]

Thundercracker.

[Damn it, Wheeljack, you turned on the Link. Yes, he's blaming you in his head.]

It was an accident.

video;

[sciencetank]

Ah.

I was wondering where you'd gone to.

[So. So very deadpan. Good job, you two. This is better than sticking around the lab... how?]

video;

[thehardway]

I have work to do. Just sitting and waiting didn't seem very... productive.

[dinnerdate]

...You're probably going to die.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh it's his own personal ray of sunshine. Hi Dead End!]

Love the confidence boost there, Deads.

[Video]

[copperkitty]

Uhhhh.... sir?

You guys alright there?

[No, don't get him wrong, this is hilarious.

But respect and commanding officers and yeah all that jazz.]

[Video]

[thehardway]

Fine. Just fine.

[NO IT'S NOT FINE.]

VIDEO;

[engrishdetective]

[HE JUST. LAUGHS.]

Is this what you were busy with? Oh my!

VIDEO;

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[S:LKFJSF WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE GUNMAX.]

's not what it looks like!

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Been wonderin' where ya been.

...wait, why are you handcuffed?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Ah...yeah.

Got a call from Magnus the other night. This...this is what happened. No thanks to Perceptor. Tried gettin' back...but-

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

You shouldn't be okay with this.

Clearly he's cheating on you with notdad.

[Yeah he's definitely not serious, especially since it's clear he's trying not to laugh his aft off at the moment.]

[video]

[deadlydoctor]

[So much laughing over there.

Really just pure, happy laughter.]

video | Kinky, guys, kinky

[raceme]

...

[Well if it isn't his second in command and most most loved Wrecker handcuffed together, this sure is an interesting view.] What's going on?

video | /NOPE.JPG

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack just...slumps, one arm held up by Magnus's larger frame.]

Arts and Crafts.

[Okay he had to throw that sarcasm in.]

[Video]

[rungout]

[Well..this..is an interesting predicament.]

....How..in the world did you two end up handcuffed together, Magnus?

[Video]

[thehardway]

It...

[Sighs.]

It was an accident, Doctor. I... will give you the details when I'm not current handcuffed to him.

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

[Have a Smokescreen mock glaring at you both.]

Uncle 'Jack, how dare you cheat on Uncle Bulk with notdad.

[Audio]

[docbot]

[Have a choked off snerk, Smokescreen. Someone's audio was still on when he saw your response.]

[Audio]

[docbot]

[Okay, he tried, but he's grinning and you can hear it in his voice.]

Are you two in need of assistance?

[Audio]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Doc!

[Somehow the idea of you knowing this doesn't surprise him. Oh well, he's been through worse.]

Did ya know that packages explode now? Not my doin'.

[Video]

[winged_knight]

[Wing is laughing up until the point that package appears. Then he's, well, not so happy. Hush, he has an issue with unknown exploding packages okay. It's not something he talks about.]

[Once he has his composure back though, he can't help but comment.]

Have fun in the washracks...

[Video]

[thehardway]

I am Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord! Second in command of the Lost Light and second in command of the enforcement team!

I do not have fff... ffuhhh... I do not indulge in entertainment!

[Voice]

[vandalization]

[ Just laughter. ]

Oh my fucking god.

[Voice]

[thehardway]

Why is this so humorous to everyone?

[Video]

[deceptionshark]

Nice to see that we get quality entertainment out here.

[Now you guys have Megatron laughing at you too.

Be proud.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh sorry Megatron, was that you? Wheeljack can play this game.]

Yeah, great way to keep insubordinates where you can see em. Maybe ya should look into it for your SiC? You know, so he can quit stabbing you in the back.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Might want to warn us first.

There's kids here.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Of what?

[He's seriously trying to reach that sword sharpening kit.]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Because this is just how she wanted to find out Wheeljack's here.]

And yet, somehow I'm not surprised.

[Nice handcuffs, does Bulkhead know about this?]

[Not here]

[neverputincharge]

[HE DOES NOW.]

[Video]

[sellyourmother]

[Oh this is just rich.]

I bet I have something that could get those cuffs off, gentlemechs~ Assuming you don't already have someone working on it.

[Video]

[thehardway]

Swindle.

[There are few names spoken in anger and hatred. Yours is one of them, sir.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

One point fer effort. Seriously, how the frag can anyone take you Autobots as threatenin'?

But ya know what woulda been funnier? If yer sparks gave out in the shock. Yay!

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Hold his earrings, Magnus.]

Sorry, I'm a firm believer in lettin' others go first.

Go on.