Kay Faraday (
littlecrowgirl) wrote in
re_alignment2012-07-20 01:42 am
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[Video] [Transmission originating from Trion's Temple]
[The network opens, and if one looks at their communicator they'll see the face of a rather chipper young girl. And yes, that face is taking up the whole screen. And boy does she look perplexed!]
Okay so wait.
Okay so wait.
You're saying I'm NOT in California anymore?
[And we're off to a good start. A+ brain power there, Kay.]
Okay... okay, so if I'm not in California...lakes...hills...weirdos in cloaks...
I'm in some alien cult, aren't I.
I'm in some alien cult, aren't I.
[She'd normally be excited about this, but the thought of Edgeworth existing without her makes her gasp, placing a hand over her mouth.]
Oh no, then Mr. Edgeworth is out one assistant! Uh, does anyone know how to get back there? I mean, I have some really important business I have to get to! Super secret thief stuff.
C'mon, help a girl out!
[Please excuse this one. She's pretty special.]
[Please excuse this one. She's pretty special.]

Bitch her dad got killed on bring-your-daughter-to-work-day BRING IT
...were you about to die?...
[Her voice softens a bit.]
AT LEAST SHE HAD A DAD. Apparently Pscream's parents weren't big on affection (Who could blame them)
But I have a challenge for you, human. If you think you have what it takes...
He needs a 'Not as big of a jerk as he could have been' award.
What kind of challenge?
Wait for it
Only then will I take you seriously, little girl.
She's on the edge of her seat, Screamy!
You got it, gramps. What's up, pup?
Re: She's on the edge of her seat, Screamy!
This is a list of people who will be in possession of what you're looking for. [Another file is sent along with maps to the temples that Pharma, Ratchet, First Aid, and Knock Out are each affiliated with.] Giving you any more information would just make this too easy.
I don't care where you get each trinkets, all are simple and generic enough that they won't be missed. (Probably). Player's choice if the mark remains the same for each acquisition, but have fun with this. Why not challenge yourself and hit each location once? It'll be an adventure~.
Those are my terms. Do this for me, accomplish this small task, and I will bow to your skill as a master thief.
no subject
It's so on, bucko! I'll have your tools in no time!
Meant to mark the conversation as [private] a while back. Soon as tests crop up=PRIVATE
They will be rather large after all...
SOUNDS GOOD
I'll have your tools before you know it.
no subject
[/hangs up]