Video [Transmission Originating From: Megatronus's Quadrant]

[redshirtrobot]

[The video comes on rather unexpectedly, and there's... really not that much to see besides a blur of mottled brown and green, and purple and silver. The sound is really more interesting for a while, all clattering and banging and someone shrieking. After a while of this there's a sound like 'whumph whumph whumph', each noise accompanied by a flash on the screen. Eventually the movement stops, until the purple blur shoves around and extracts itself...

And reveals it's a certain Vehicon, armor dented and paint scratched. One of his arms is converted into a rifle.]

I... I think I killed it.






...






I killed it!

[At least he sounds happy until the horrible centipede starts twitching in its death throes... at which point Fracas yelps sharply and starts shooting it again until it stops moving.

And then he kicks it. Just to be sure.]

Okay now it's dead.

Comments

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Maintenance, huh? So, ya ain't got no brass bearin's, then. Yer just another geek.

Hmm. Then I guess I can give ya a pass. But only 'cause yer a 'Con an' I feel sorry fer ya.

[video]

[redshirtrobot]

... You are an extremely odd bot. You know that, right?

[This conversation is so confusing.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

If by "odd", ya mean fraggin' awesome, yer absolutely correct.

[video]

[redshirtrobot]

No, I'm. Pretty sure I don't actually mean awesome. Really.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

I think fer the sake of yer ugly mug stayin' on yer face instead of blasted t'a million li'l pieces, ya do mean awesome.

[hinthint]

[video]

[redshirtrobot]

... Do you really need someone like me telling you how great you are?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Nah, but I always do like watchin' people grovel no matter how powerful or ridiculously worthless they is.

[video]

[redshirtrobot]

Well I'm. Not much of a groveler, per se, but even so... it would easier to compliment your skill if I were to see it used on someone else.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Ooooh, so ya wanna see the master at work, huh? Well, dat shouldn't be too hard. Maybe I'll take ya out fer a nice beatin' sometime. Yanno, so you can watch.

[video]

[redshirtrobot]

... however good you are at fighting, you are awful at social activities. No offense.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Da Pit does that mean? [he looks slightly confused but then WHO CARES] I'll show ya how it's done, geekbot, jus' you wait!

[video]

[redshirtrobot]

So long as you're showing me by not doing it to me, fine.