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001 [Audio then Video] [Originating from Solian Temple]

Oi! What's going on here!?

[Well, someone's not entirely happy today, are they? Then again, if you were just running with your buddies and suddenly found yourself waking up in front of a shrine, you'd be a little intrigued about it. Enough to half-heartedly listen to the robed beings explain the situation to you. He wasn't sure if he believed them, either. It's not like he'd met them before, and no one was able to vouch for them. Really, what did he care about them?]

Deckerd! Duke! Are you there?

[They're the ones he was with last, after all.]

Anyone?? I'm by some weird shrine and these creeps came up to me and gave me this--

[Suddenly, it switches to video, showing a very confused Power Joe.]

THIS THING.

[Glad to see you're adjusting well, PJ.]

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Huh. Another person dumber than Flonne, I didn't think that was possible.

[WOW SOMEONE NEEDS A TIME OUT. SCREW YOU, KID.]

HEY! Who asked you, brat?!

Who are you calling a brat you overgrown action figure?!

Who are you calling an action figure you pipsqueak!!

[Wow most mature fight of the century.]

Who are you calling a pipsqueak you metal moron!

Obviously you, shrimpy!

At least I don't look like a giant microwave.

You're right. You're more like a little sparrow.

Why don't you come here and we will make this an official challenge?

What, that you're tiny?

I think I win, sparrow.

No. That I can kick your metal ass all the way across the planet.

Oh yeah? I'd take you up on that if you weren't just a kid!

[He has a special thing for kids. It's against his own Super A.I. morals.]

I'm not a kid, I'm a demon.

...And I'm a dog.

You're a very stupid looking dog then.

Yeah? You're a pretty stupid looking demon. I've met demons, and they're all more threatening than you.

Not all demons look the same, you know.

Yeah, some are shrimps.

You're rather bold for just a stupid robot.

Same to you, kid. Same to you.

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