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re_alignment2013-02-16 07:53 pm
raceme) wrote in re_alignment2013-02-16 07:53 pm
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[Blurr will try to keep this short and simple. He made up his mind after talking with McCrane. If he can’t be the mech they need then he shouldn’t be on the way of a more suitable person for the job. Someone, as others pointed out to him, bigger, stronger, and easier to understand.]
This is my formal notification that I am resigning from my position as head of the Police Force. From now all your possible requests and needs will be attended by Ultra Magnus and McCrane.
I have decided that his is the best course of action for everyone and I wish you much success in the future.
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[Locked to Cliffjumper.]
The monsters are gone, we have a trip to make I believe?
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The Jetpack might be a good idea, just in case we find anotehr monster by accident.
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Yeah. Or somethin' else. Got my jetpack scrapped when Sideswipe and I were looking for Grimlock in the inverse reality, and I know I'd rather have had it in use even if the slagger Rodimus and I got up from the pit without it.
[Something feels odd by saying that, as if he's missing half the situation or not describing it right, but... He knows what happened, and that was it. Right?]
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You knew Sideswipe before he showed up here then? Is he always that weird? Rodimus? As in the commander of Team Athenia?
[He's confusing Blurr.]
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[Then he just snorts and shakes his helm.]
Nah, sorry. I meant the alternates from the negative polarity reality. Like where Megatron, Soundwave and Ravage is from. The Sideswipe from there ain't... er, as vain as this one. He's pretty down to the ground, actually.
[Pausing, Cliffjumper grimaces.]
Rodimus's a slimy, sharp slagger who hides how smart he is. A mercenary aimin' to get Prime's place. Black and purple and he's got a moustache.
[He can't even keep his expression straight, even if he has no idea how Blurr's reacting to his words, as he traces out the moustache on his own faceplates to illustrate.
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I see.
[Wait.]
A mustache?
[Mostly with confusion, to be honest. And slight amusement.]
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[His shoulders twitch in a shrug and then he grins again.]
A mustache, yeah. Metal, of course, right in the same place human males get 'em. It looks fraggin' ridiculous.
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And he had one...for what purpose? [It does sound ridiculous to him.]
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[Cliffjumper snorts and tosses a glance at the ground.]
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It's weird to think that Rodimus would care about looking 'distinguished'.
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Tell me 'bout it. [Cliffjumper grins.] I mean, not that the one from my original reality was silly or anythin', but being concerned about lookin' distinguised... Though, might've been a joke, since he did remark that it was funny.
[A snort.]
Didn't stop him from doin' it, so who the frag knows. He ain't as dumb as he seems though, so maybe it's just about portrayal...
[Cliffjumper couldn't swear over that, but it seemed somewhat right, for some reason.]
That pouty emote is so cute
Then perhaps it was a joke. The one I know doesn't make very good ones either.
Could be. The one you know acts like a Decepticon?
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Joke, or misleadin'. Or he's serious about likin' it and also uses it as a distraction. Who the frag knows.
[Cliffjumper shakes his helm and folds his arms over his chestplates.]
I know two. The one from my original reality, proper Autobot and all. Named himself Rodimus after the whole Unicron debacle... And the second one's the one that acts worse than a Decepticon, like all so-called 'Autobots' [there's a definite sneer at those words] from the negative polarity reality.
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I would be pretty concerned if he were as serious.
You know, every time you mention one of those Autobots it makes me wonder how's that of them sound worse than any Decepticon from our homeworlds.
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[Cliffjumper grimaces, and then his expression darkens pretty spectacularly.]
At least as bad, if not worse. Know I heard somethin' 'bout the first space bridge... [He shakes his helm again, scowling.]
But either way, when I first got there? They were havin' an execution as entertainment, sham trial and all. Smeltin' pit.
[Another grimace, and his optics darkens slightly.]
Not like the Decepticons from my original reality didn't use smeltin' pits or nothin', but not as entertainment. And the Ratchet... is crazy. [But very few in there doesn't seem to be] He changes crap just 'cause it makes people more "interstin'"!
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I'm almost scared to ask what happened with the first space bridge.
Good Primus.
Ah, yes I know about him. Way too well. [Soundwave's memory and all the pain that came with it is still very fresh in his processor.]
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Blaster didn't say much, but uh... somethin' 'bout the inventor bein' part of his invention.
[Yes, that's as horrible as it sounds.]
Yeah. Pretty much.
[With a grimace, Cliffjumper glanced at Blurr, because how could he know? The mech wasn't here, and that was good, but that didn't make sense...]
How? He ain't here, for which we can be fraggin' thankful.
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No he's not here but a few months ago, when Trion lost some of his book's pages and most of us acted weird, Soundwave and I had...an encounter.
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Well, that certainly explains it... Right. How 'bout we go get ready for our little excursion?
[The grin is slightly forced, but he does mean it; a distraction from these unpleasant topics might be just as well and what was needed, and it might keep Blurr's thoughts off the other reason he'd made the rest of the message.
Cliffjumper just thought it'd be better not to focus on that and instead on what Blurr had asked him about.]
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Sounds like a great thing to go. I'll see you in a few.
[He needs distractions, that for sure. He's been thinking too much.]