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[ex_dishonestly997]

[Broadcasting perched on an outcropping over a lava flow, seemingly sounding unbothered by the misstep into a sideways universe--first rule of Decepticon Club is never let em know you're scared.]

So, this looks like Cybertron--actually, a lot like the one I just came from. But from my recon, it's either a time, a space, or a time and space displacement.

Little bee, are you here? [elaborating] I'm looking for an Autobot named Bumblebee. About this high--[indicates short, midchest height]--gold, kinda stout. I'll also accept Metalhawk, Wheeljack - Soundwave? How about Prowl, with my luck he's here. [Bueller?]

--For the rest of you, my name is Starscream. Maybe you've heard of me. [and he's smirking a little self-indulgently at the thought. No matter how dangerous or inconvenient it might be to be preknown in a brave new world, it's nice to be important.]

I'm here to help.

Comments

[my_own_trope]

What did you just call me?

[aerospacecommander]

A unicorn.

[my_own_trope]

Believe me, if I were Unicron, you'd know it.

There are plenty of things on this quaint little planet that I'd see fit to change.

[aerospacecommander]

No, no. A unicorn. Earth creature, has a single horn on its head.

[my_own_trope]

I look nothing like an organic.

You're the one with the ridiculous profile. Honestly, how is that blocky design meant to be aerodynamic at all?

[aerospacecommander]

You're one to talk when you won't even show yourself.

[my_own_trope]

That eager to bask in my glorious design, are you?

[aerospacecommander]

Sure why not. Either show yourself or otherwise I'll keep telling everyone that you look like a unicorn.

[my_own_trope]

I've got this feeling you'll continue regardless --- no matter how baseless your claims are.

[aerospacecommander]

Probably. But since you're too scared to come out of the shadows, I get to have all the fun I want.

Though if you are a flier like the rest of us, I probably should call you a pegicorn instead.

[my_own_trope]

Let me guess, another one of your organic animal friends?

[aerospacecommander]

Don't know much about Earth, do ya?

[my_own_trope]

You misunderstand -- I simply do not care.

[aerospacecommander]

You will when the kittens get you. But enough about that. I'm sure a mech like you can handle anything.

Goddammit, Starscream

[my_own_trope]

Kitten? What are kittens?

[aerospacecommander]

I thought you didn't care?

I swear he knows what a 'cat' is at least. ... vaguely.

[my_own_trope]

I don't.

But now I'm curious.

they need a ravage around so he can have a kitty

[aerospacecommander]

And why should I give you that sort of information?

Can ravage talk?

[my_own_trope]

Why wouldn't you? You brought it up!