[VIDEO][TRANSMISSION SOURCE: junkpile]

[engrishdetective]

So! It's just occurred to me that there are a few human kids hanging around. I dunno about you, but that's a bit disconcerting! This tells me that there could be more hanging around. Unbelieveable, right?

Here's the deal. I'm looking for a kid in particular. Short hair, roughly eleven years old, wears a yellow jacket, and he tends to shout Deckerd's name a lot. Something like DEKKADOOOO or whatever, got it? Especially if you bring up ghosts.

...Boss, if you're out there, we're looking for you, all right? We have our badges, so call us. You'll worry Deckerd sick, okay?

But in other news, I guess I ought to introduce myself. Call me Gunmax. That way if you see me leaving you in the dust, you know who to remember for it.

Comments

[Video]

[raceme]

Gunbike? A lot of unexpected things SOME some places are darker cooler and more fragile than others. I am Agent Blurr member of the Elite Guard an intelligence gathering body that exists within the Autobot fraction WHAT's your name sir?

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

Name of my motorcycle.

Calm down there, Speedy. Like I said before, the name's Gunmax. I'm part of the Brave Police.

[Video]

[raceme]

Ahhowfastitgoes?

I can't say I've ever heard of the Brave Police. [And there he thought you where form cybertron too.]

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

Fast. Apparently not as fast as you, though.

Not surprising. You're from Cybertron, right?

[Video]

[raceme]

I don't think there's anybody or anything as fast as me. [He's not being cocky, just sincere.]

That's correct. Where are you from if not from Cybertron as well? You look like a mech too, sir Gunmax sir.

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

[He notes the difference; he can appreciate that.]

I was made in America, but I lived in Japan.

[Video]

[raceme]

[Finally someone does :3]

Wait..youwasmade? It looks like you have more autonomy and personality than those robots mr. Sumdac created HOW is that even possible?

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

I'm special. Can I just leave it at that?

[Video]

[raceme]

As long as you are not a Decepticon anything is fine with me.

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

What's the deal with this "Autobot" and "Decepticon" business, anyway?

[Video]

[raceme]

We are two different fractions from the same planet the DECEPTICONS want to rules over the whole galaxy and they only cause pain and suffering while the AUTOBOTS try to stop their madness and protect the innocents I was killed by a Decepticon spy who had infiltrated our ranks before I arrived here.

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

...You were killed, but you're alive right now.

[Video]

[raceme]

I don't fully understand it myself I THINK the lambda pulled me here right before my spark was offlined I wish I knew for sure what happened I remember dying and when I woke up my processor was going crazy listing all the damage in my body ho-we-ver it stopped quickly.

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

Sounds like you were close to death rather than just meeting it.

[Video]

[raceme]

Maybe I'm just...not sure IT FELT like dying though but I guess being crushed between two moving walls is supposed to feel like that.

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

Hm. Suppose so.

Well, on the bright side, you're a whole bot again. So! Let's try not to focus on that almost dead business now, okay?

[Video]

[raceme]

[That's easier to say than do, but Blurr doesn't want to discuss this with someone he barely knows. It's not appropriate.]

Alright alright I guess that will be the best annnnd what did you do in japan?

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

I'm part of the Brave Police, so I helped uphold the law, protect people... that sort of thing. Makes being here pretty tricky.

[Video]

[raceme]

Sounds very similar to the Elite Guard duties.