re_alignment | Hole in one [Video from Leige's Temple]

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Hole in one [Video from Leige's Temple]

[There are no bars in the shot this time. Pharma hasn't been in a cell for a while now- merely under house arrest at his patron's temple. The camera shows the ~~good~~ doctor standing over something that looks like this:

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He very carefully lines up his shot and gives the ball a gentle tap. It rolls along the green, bouncing off one side at the calculated angle and tips into the cup. Pharma smirks, leaning the club over one shoulder.]

Not a very challenging course. But satisfying, all the same.

I have to say, the speed and efficiency of the law system around here has definitely given me time to improve my game.

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[Ko is wondering who are you and how come he never saw you before.]

Where did you learn to play that?

Did you build that in your spare time?

[Because he doesn't remember it being there before.]

Ah, it's you again- the decepticon medic.

This? On Cybertron, where else? It's a very popular game amongst those of the medical profession. Though I wouldn't expect you to know about it.

I drew up the design and had an acolyte build it for me. You like?

[He heads over to pluck the ball out of the little hole.]

[After watching for a long moment after the ball clitters into the cup.]

That.

Is the most boring thing I've ever seen

[SRSLY. No explosions? ]

It requires a lot of skill and concentration. So no, I can't imagine it would be up your alley, would it?

Well, at least you've been making good use out of your free time.

[This part is locked, however.]

By the way, if possible, I'd like to speak with you in regards to a few things. Assuming, however, you're not too busy.

Golf!

[For some reason the sight of a Cybertronian playing golf is very exciting. That golf ball is probably bigger than Four is.]

How did you learn about this game? Last I checked it originated from Earth.

Well that looks like a dull way to pass the time.

Been to Earth recently, have you?

[Headtilt. You don't look familiar at all.]

[Good job Pharma. Not even fifteen seconds into the conversation and you already offended him.] Sorry, I think you mistook me for someone who gives a frag.

You know what medics do in my world instead? Medical things. Surprising, I know. But far more useful that what you are doing, I never ever saw you in the medbay.

Who are you anyway?

[Shrug] You were the one that asked.

Oh, really? From your surgery technique I was under the impression all medics did in your world was chop mechs up for parts.

And you have seen me at work- but I don't blame you for being so embarrassed of your own skills that you forgot already.

Though I will give you one thing. [He holds up his blue, clawed fingers.] You are quite good at aesthetically pleasing detail work.

I'm still waiting for you to bring over those books you promised me.

[That should answer your locked question as well.]

Earth? Let me guess, another young alien race claiming to have invented something that we've already been doing for millenia?

[Chuckle] Ah, primitives.

It's quite engaging if you have the processor and the skill for it.

[Glances at the video.] And the thumbs.

Please- I don't need to go to backwater planets to play a game cybertronians have already developed long before.

Yes, but I did not ask for the condescending tone that accompanied the reply.

You never saw my surgery technique nor I saw you work. Have you goen made? I have no idea who you are or what are you talkign about. But if you want I can show you my surgery technique, with pleasure. [And it would be the last thing you see.]

[He stares at the claws and tilts his head.] Nice hands, I'm not so fond of the color, though.

I don't know if it's how golf came this far or the fact robots learned is what confuses me.

It seems to me that you could find a better use for your skills.

However, I am aware that it can be...difficult while you are under house arrest.

I am surprised you are cooperating.

That comes complimentary.

And I've seen quite enough, whether you know it or not. Memory seems to be a bit of a problem around here.

No? I was under the impression you had an assistant with a blue paint job. Did you forget him too, or was he just an exception?

Yes, I'm not used to being the one stuck outside in the waiting room.

[That is a loaded statement there, Liege. Pharma clears his throat and thinks about his response.]

What would you have me do? Spend my life here in hiding? It's a better choice to just obey the law at this juncture. And I surmise they will have a difficult time coming up with sufficient evidence to pin me to this crime at the trial.

...If it ever happens.

If you are confused by the concept of robots learning something we invented a long time before humans- then I'd say you need a better education.

Call me crazy, but golf is a human sport.

Really generous of you, but keep it to yourself the next time. Bad things happens from time to time, you know.

Fair enough, It's not like I need to remember you to know what I want to do to right now.

He's not here, he doesn't matter. [Pharma, you are going into a dark territory. KO's temper is short at best.]

Where are you? I'm thinking about getting those hands back. After all, they're my work and you dislike that. I will be doing you a favor.

Where I've been for quite a while now- Liege Maximo's temple.

And I did say you were actually pretty good at body work. If nothing else.

I assure you, using a stick to propel a round object into a hole has been thought of by plenty of other species before yours.

Do they call it golf too?

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