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[Text: dated the day after the dance]

Note to self. No drinkin' teh shouty medic's energon. He gets moar shouty.

Also my processor hurts.

("shouty medic" = Knock Out, but feel free to assume it's someone else. Ravage drank KO's high grade so now he's hung over.)

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[Good thing maybe that you can't hear him snickering over text.]

Get too overcharged, did you?

You okay?

[yep, good thing.]

yes & yes.

Edited 2013-02-28 02:53 (UTC)

Okay. As long as you're all right. Did you have a good time, at least?

[Ravage is one of Lord Megatron's mechs. That makes TC responsible for him to an extent, at least in his own mind. ~~He's also fond of the Cassette kitty himself, but shhhh.~~]

Yep! I totes did!

So he got louder because you drank something?

yes.

[Okay, he has to ask this.]

How does a robot get drunk?

Surprised you could discern even that much from that linguistic garbage.

I'm fluent in Hangover. [Teasing smirk.]

Your native language, if I recall.

Yours, too. Tanzania yielded interesting results if I remember correctly.

Tanzania was a very special circumstance that we need not discuss in public.

Of course not. [It sucks to have someone who knows how to blackmail you around, doesn't it?]

[He narrows his eyes, but stays silent. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, SIX...]

[Smirk. Victory.]

Hey! [Yep, he gets offended when people insult the way he talks and texts.] It totes not garbage!

"Totes" and "Totally" are not interchangeable.

It to me and teh interweb!

The internet as you know it is inaccessible here. You know that, right?

I know. It's so many sads.

[See this face? It doesn't look very sads at all.]

I hope, then, you'll take this opportunity to read an actual book.

Reading books boring. Lol cats totes more fun!

[And now he gets to see a white robo-jaguar.]

IDK [Yes, actually says that out loud.] High grade energon kinda like human alcohol.

[Raised eyebrow.] I see.

Ravage, did you take the energon without asking?

I thought it was abandoned!

Did you ask anyone?

No.... [Way to make him feel very small, Megs]

[Groaning.]

Oh, shut up.

[Guess who has a hangover too.]

But I was texting not talking.

Practically the same thing.

This is what you get for stealing my drink.

Is not! One involves sound and teh other reading.

Yea, yea, I hope ya get energon poisonin'.

[Yeah, there is just the sound of him blowing raspberries at you, Frenzy. He's being so mature.]

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