[VIDEO TRANSMISSION: ALPHA TRION'S TEMPLE]

[dinnerdate]

I know most of you here already hate me, those of you that know about my diet even more so.

[He pauses, hesitant for a moment before venting out a sigh.]

I eat power cores. Yes, I'm a cannibal, a vampire, a freak, crazy and whatever else the rest of you call me. Hate the word crazy... I get it, if I don't die from starvation I'll be horribly murdered... Or tortured then murdered - probably that one knowing my luck. I accept that. This is just like back home, not that I expected any different.

So go ahead and say whatever the scrap you want about me, just stop doing it to my face. Please... Not that I expect anyone to listen. Just fragging can't take it anymore. Had enough vorns of this...

Comments

[dinnerdate]

I haven't done anything!

[skidaddle]

How do you know you have this ability if you haven't used it?

[dinnerdate]

I mean... I haven't killed anyone with a glyph here.

[skidaddle]

Have you wanted to?

[That seems to be the important part.]

[dinnerdate]

And if I have?

[skidaddle]

Well, I mean...

Aren't you worried you're gonna kill Rung?

Or is that what you're wanting?

[dinnerdate]

I'm not going to eat him!

[Yes, he's worried about that.]

[skidaddle]

But you could.

You could be really close to that bright spark of his and be like 'huh, this sure does look delicious.'

And then what?

[dinnerdate]

[What?]






... I don't eat sparks.

[skidaddle]

...

...

Okay, then what do you mean by 'power core?'

[dinnerdate]

Power cores as in... power cores. I don't know what they call them in your universe, but you do have one.

[skidaddle]

[That sounds ominous.]

How do you know I have one?

[dinnerdate]

Rung has one...

1/??

[skidaddle]

2/??

[skidaddle]

3/??

[skidaddle]

4/??

[skidaddle]

5/5

[skidaddle]

I'm sorry, run that by me again?

pfffft

[dinnerdate]

Rung has one?



And every other bot from another universe that I've met.

[skidaddle]

Have you seen Rung's?

[dinnerdate]

Why?

[skidaddle]

Just answer the question!

[dinnerdate]

...Yes.

[skidaddle]

[Frag everything.]

I trusted you!

First con I talk to after the war, and I trusted you!

What have you done to Rung??

[dinnerdate]

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!