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re_alignment2013-03-04 08:22 pm
mccrane) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-04 08:22 pm
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[Open to All][Dual-post from Ultra Magnus and McCrane]
[There is a lot McCrane has to get through in this, but it is less daunting with assistance. He stands by Ultra Magnus, barely fitting in the same frame due to their size difference.]
As you may have heard, both Ultra Magnus and I have taken over as head of Police since Blurr's resignation. We will be conducting all affairs pertaining to the safety of the populace residing within Haven, so if you encounter a threatening situation or require assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us or our new secretary, Cody Burns.
All members of the Police Force should check in at this time, as well as any prospective applicants.
[You'll get a nifty badge for doing so. Also, it'll help them figure out who they can send on assignments~]
We won't be able to do our jobs to the best of our abilities without set laws, however, so we are requesting the Law Committee to designate a Head of Operations to organize new laws and report them to us.
[Without official laws, the police are technically nothing more than a well-equipped band of enforcers.]
Pharma will need to undergo his trial, as well, since we do not have the manpower to keep him confined to Liege's temple for much longer.
[McCrane has been over there roughly once per day, and really...there was nothing to prevent him from walking out beyond the threat of Tarn.]
Finally, a number of our data-pads have gone missing lately. We are in the process of an investigation, but if anyone has any information or a similar crime to report, it would be appreciated.
Thank you.
[Locked to Cody]
Cody, if you would not mind could you put out a call to all medics and determine where they operate out of? It would be useful to be able to direct both organics and robots to the appropriate facilities in case of emergency.
[Locked to Tarn]
I would like to speak with you a moment about an incident that occurred over Christmas, please.
As you may have heard, both Ultra Magnus and I have taken over as head of Police since Blurr's resignation. We will be conducting all affairs pertaining to the safety of the populace residing within Haven, so if you encounter a threatening situation or require assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us or our new secretary, Cody Burns.
All members of the Police Force should check in at this time, as well as any prospective applicants.
[You'll get a nifty badge for doing so. Also, it'll help them figure out who they can send on assignments~]
We won't be able to do our jobs to the best of our abilities without set laws, however, so we are requesting the Law Committee to designate a Head of Operations to organize new laws and report them to us.
[Without official laws, the police are technically nothing more than a well-equipped band of enforcers.]
Pharma will need to undergo his trial, as well, since we do not have the manpower to keep him confined to Liege's temple for much longer.
[McCrane has been over there roughly once per day, and really...there was nothing to prevent him from walking out beyond the threat of Tarn.]
Finally, a number of our data-pads have gone missing lately. We are in the process of an investigation, but if anyone has any information or a similar crime to report, it would be appreciated.
Thank you.
[Locked to Cody]
Cody, if you would not mind could you put out a call to all medics and determine where they operate out of? It would be useful to be able to direct both organics and robots to the appropriate facilities in case of emergency.
[Locked to Tarn]
I would like to speak with you a moment about an incident that occurred over Christmas, please.
[video]
[You have not been the most reliable narrator in the past, Whirl, but you have given him some good tips.]
[video]
On my face. That's assault or something.
Starscream is...wait. I really gotta explain Starscream to you? Fraggin' Starscream.
[video]
[He remembered his own ability being mistaken for one at the end of it, too.]
You seemed fine when we met in the junkyard just afterward.
[Not that he thinks you are lying, but...he's having difficulty figuring out the crime.]
Who is Starscream?
[video]
[He's unvincible, McCrane. ]
Starscream? Megatron's second in command? Stealy, cheaty guy? Jetfire's BFF?
Now that I think about it, probably a conspiracy of both of them.
[Yes. Yes. Clearly a conspiracy.]
[video]
For right now, however, it is difficult to go after anyone without significant proof. [He sighs.] This is why we need to establish laws.
[Then, at least, he'll KNOW when someone has broken them.]
So he's normally stealing things, then.
[That's kind of useful actually.]
You mean the same Starscream who is on the Law Committee?
: [video]
[Like Whirl, for one.]
He's an all around bad guy. Trust me. I know his type. [Whirl is a font of rogue's gallery knowledge.]
Yeah. Why? You tryin' to say that somehow makes him special? Lemme tell you, Senators back where I was from committed plenty of crimes.
[video]
[Though that is a good point.]
I don't believe in that. No one should be above the law.
Has he stolen anything since arriving here?