[Open to All][Dual-post from Ultra Magnus and McCrane]

[mccrane]

[There is a lot McCrane has to get through in this, but it is less daunting with assistance. He stands by Ultra Magnus, barely fitting in the same frame due to their size difference.]

As you may have heard, both Ultra Magnus and I have taken over as head of Police since Blurr's resignation. We will be conducting all affairs pertaining to the safety of the populace residing within Haven, so if you encounter a threatening situation or require assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us or our new secretary, Cody Burns.

All members of the Police Force should check in at this time, as well as any prospective applicants.

[You'll get a nifty badge for doing so. Also, it'll help them figure out who they can send on assignments~]

We won't be able to do our jobs to the best of our abilities without set laws, however, so we are requesting the Law Committee to designate a Head of Operations to organize new laws and report them to us.

[Without official laws, the police are technically nothing more than a well-equipped band of enforcers.]

Pharma will need to undergo his trial, as well, since we do not have the manpower to keep him confined to Liege's temple for much longer.

[McCrane has been over there roughly once per day, and really...there was nothing to prevent him from walking out beyond the threat of Tarn.]

Finally, a number of our data-pads have gone missing lately. We are in the process of an investigation, but if anyone has any information or a similar crime to report, it would be appreciated.

Thank you.


[Locked to Cody]
Cody, if you would not mind could you put out a call to all medics and determine where they operate out of? It would be useful to be able to direct both organics and robots to the appropriate facilities in case of emergency.



[Locked to Tarn]
I would like to speak with you a moment about an incident that occurred over Christmas, please.

Comments

[mccrane]

I..

I would not know.

[He's still so boggled by all of this. Help.]

Thank you for your candor...ah.

[And then he realizes he's been lax.]

Sir.

[sciencetank]

Perceptor!

You're not one of my lab assistants, nor Smokescreen, so it would be foolish of me to ask that you address me as either of them do.

[mccrane]

Perceptor.

It is a pleasure to meet you. I am McCrane.

[Lab? Lab is useful!]

Are you capable of doing forensics work?

[sciencetank]

Of what nature?

Organic or mechanical? I've not trained for any such sort of business, but, honestly, how difficult can it be?

[mccrane]

Both. We may need some assistance in investigating crimes, and being able to determine the origin of certain substances will help.

I've watched the crime labs back on Earth, so I could give some general direction...

[He'd usually been the one they sent to get the reports, even if he only had a cursory idea about what was actually involved.]

[sciencetank]

Oh, is that all? Why didn't you say so?

Of course I can identify unknown substances! That's tantamount to asking me if I can process energon!

[mccrane]

That is incredible.

[Scientists are impressive.]

If you would be capable, I would be very appreciative. Has Kagerou talked with you?

[He's assuming you're the Perceptor that was mentioned.]

[sciencetank]

Of course it is, and of course I am. I'm brilliant, after all.

...

Who?

[mccrane]

May I keep your contact information for when we need it, then?

[He believes you're brilliant. Why would you say it if it wasn't true?]

Kagerou. He told me his friend was Perceptor.

[sciencetank]

Of course, forwarding it to you now.

... I have utterly no idea who you're talking about.