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[idle_time]

[The picture is, at first, an extreme close up, but it slowly pulls out to reveal the face and upper torso of Wreck-Gar. He regards his own communicator with a puzzled expression for a moment, but this quickly passes and fades into seriousness. Sky can be seen in the background.]

Consider if you will, the following situation: Wreck-Gar, leader of the Junkions and ally to the Autobots has suddenly found himself on Cybertron. But not the Cybertron he knows, oh no. He’s taken a left at Albuquerque, found that signpost up ahead. Now looking to find his way home and return to his people, he instead finds himself going where no Junkion has gone before, finding new life and a new civilization on a brand new Cybertron.

In a world like new—that’s a money back guarantee—one cannot help but wonder who controls the horizontal and the vertical? And, can one Junkion find his place? And will he ever make the Leap home?

Are there any Autobots out there in radio-land tonight? If so, we'd love for you to be our eleventh caller and put you on the air.

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[idle_time]

Junkion! Autobot allies, satisfaction guaranteed.

[my_own_trope]

It'll take more than aligning yourself with those blowhards to satisfy me.

In fact, you could even say I'm unimpressed with your obvious bad taste.

[idle_time]

Autobots, blowhards? But they're champions of Truth, Justice, and the Cybertronian Way!

[my_own_trope]

Hardly! They gave up the 'Cybertronian way' when they decided to start adopting organics.

[...hypocrite]

[idle_time]

What's wrong with humans? They invented TV!

[my_own_trope]

They've also invented creative new ways to butcher us. [He'd know. He'd helped]

You don't even want to know what abominations they'd create with your pieces.

[idle_time]

[Wreck-Gar frowns.]

You got any evidence, punk?

[my_own_trope]

First hand experience. In fact, I've got more than mere evidence, I've got the scars to prove it.

[idle_time]

Prices and participation may vary. Not all humans may apply.

[my_own_trope]

I'm sure that's what they want you to think...

Wait. 'Prices?' What are you talking about?

[idle_time]

It's called a metaphor.

[my_own_trope]

I know what a metaphor is! But what is it a metaphor for?

[idle_time]

...Maybe you just don't watch enough TV?

[my_own_trope]

Teevee? Is this another one of those television things? Honestly, why is everyone consuming human media?

[idle_time]

Don't ask why, ask why you're not?

[my_own_trope]

Maybe because it is the product of those vastly our inferior?

[He's already labelled Wreck-Gar as inferior, but don't worry, it's only a 'medium inferior']

[idle_time]

Inferior? Humans, a shoddy product? Say it ain't so!

[my_own_trope]

Oh but it's true~.
They're flawed beyond reason.

[idle_time]

Hey, now! Some of my best friends are humans.