[Video][Nexus Quadrant]

[dirge]

[Anyone passing by a certain area of Nexus's quadrant may have heard a terrible crunch of metal and some spectacularly loud howls of pain a couple minutes before this recording. The camera flicks on and it shows mostly Dirge's face, scrunched up in pain, a stream of energon sliding down one side of his jaw.]

...I'm stuck.

[The zoom adjusts, revealing the teal jet pinned to the ground on his back like an exotic butterfly by a sharp, rocky outcropping piercing him straight through the gut.]

What's worse... my lunch got away.

Comments

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Can't say I'm surprised.

[Albert's got 00sympathy for this guy.]

Re: [Video]

[dirge]

I don't usually get myself impaled on things! [Okay, there was that one time, but Megatron had done it to him on purpose.]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Like with the bullet in your eye?

Re: [Video]

[dirge]

...That doesn't count. You cheated.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Don't think self-defense counts as cheating.

Re: [Video]

[dirge]

Things as little as you aren't supposed to be able to hurt me!

[Says the robot who just got impaled on a rock because of a turbofox.]

It was luck.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Not really luck if you were at point-blank range.

Re: [Video]

[dirge]

Oh, I can't argue about this now! It hurts too much... [Wince]

Nngh... things like this wouldn't happen if people were more willing to be eaten around here.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

...you want people to just lay down to get eaten?

Re: [Video]

[dirge]

That would be nice. [He hums softly.] It would certainly save me a lot of energy.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Again, this whole situation's getting ironic.

Re: [Video]

[dirge]

Is it? Because its mostly just painful for me.