[Video - Transmission from Alpha Trion's Temple]

[symmetriphiliac]

[The feed flicks on to reveal a rather furious looking boy with three white stripes on the left side of his hair, his unnatural gold eyes glowering at the camera. His chest is heaving as he struggles to restrain himself; if looks could kill, then the device would be dead five times over.]

Is this someone's sick idea of a joke?! How could anyone possibly think of doing something so twisted?!

[Of course, he must be referring to his appearance on Cybertron. Not hours earlier, he had been in Death City, speaking to his fellow classmates... It would only make sense for him to be so incensed, having been whisked away to a foreign planet!]

This marking on my shoulder! Why is there only one?! It's completely asymmetrical!

[... Or not. Even without the glyph directly visible, the very idea that he could be marked in such an unbalanced, terrible way... His skin should have rejected the ink to begin with!]

I demand to speak to the ones responsible for this atrocity!

Comments

[sariexmachina]

...What, seriously?

Everyone has one of those!

[symmetriphiliac]

Then they will need to fix all of them!

[sariexmachina]

Uh, why? They haven't hurt anyone yet or anything.

[symmetriphiliac]

Why?! I'm surprised no one has complained before now! They're completely uneven!

[sariexmachina]

Yeah, so? It's a magical glowy robot tattoo - who cares if it's uneven?

[symmetriphiliac]

I do! I can't even stand looking at it!

[sariexmachina]

Sooo, don't look at it?

[Dude, you make no sense.]

[symmetriphiliac]

How is that supposed to help?!

[sariexmachina]

...it helps because you aren't like, you know, focusing on it all the time?

[What kind of question is that, seriously?]

[symmetriphiliac]

But it's still there, even if I can't see it!

[sariexmachina]

...Sooooo?

[Sorry Kid. She doesn't see the issue here.]