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[kungfugeek]

 [Hey Haven, what's happenin? Need some more Power Joe in your life? No?

Too bad.]

Oi! Guys, look what I found!

[The Link turns, showing what looks to be a vending machine.  How he found it is anyone's guess.]

I'm gonna put it right outside the Police HQ!

"Welcome"

[...oh, yeah it speaks too.]

What do you think? Cool, huh?

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[thxforthememories]

... You are not putting that near headquarters.

[He looks decidedly upset, for some odd reason, seeing that vending machine.]

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[kungfugeek]

[He holds up a finger.]

Who's the one who found it?

[Y u upset Kagerou it's not like you eat anyway.]

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[thxforthememories]

Then make it stop talking!

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[kungfugeek]

[YOU MAKE IT STOP TALKING.]

I don't know how!

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[thxforthememories]

Then keep it away from headquarters!

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[kungfugeek]

No way! A lot of humans work there!


They'll enjoy it!

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[thxforthememories]

Then figure out how to keep it from talking! Until then, keep it away.

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[kungfugeek]

You don't even GO HERE!

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[thxforthememories]

Yes, I do! I'm part of the police force.

[mccrane]

[Oh, that is nice!]

Is it stocked, as well?

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[raceme]

It's...a vending machine.

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[kungfugeek]

But you only visit! What about the humans who work here?

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[kungfugeek]

...Yeah.


Your point?

[DON'T BE DISSIN HIS VENDING MACHINE]

[kungfugeek]

I think so!

[He bends down, taking a peek into it.]

"Welcome"

Ah, shaddup. ....Yep! Full of soda and candy and stuff!

[mccrane]

[A fully-stocked vending machine! With better english than Gunmax?]

Power Joe, that is a good find. Does it plug into the wall-sockets alright?

[He always worried about the AC conversion to operating off an energon-based system with an earth power inverter. One of these days, something is going to be very explosive.]

[kungfugeek]

[Anything's got better Engrish than Gunmax in PJ's mind.]

Let me check!

[He tilts it forward, looking around behind it.]

I found the plug. I'll have to take it to HQ to try it out.

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[thxforthememories]

Just make it stop talking. Or have them do it.

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[raceme]

Do we have money that fits in there?

[Oh he's not dissing it, he thinks the organics will like it. He's just wondering if they can use it without breaking it.]

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[kungfugeek]

I'll look into it, okay? No promises.

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[kungfugeek]

...




No idea!

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[thxforthememories]

Please do.

I can't stand hearing those things pretend to speak.

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[kungfugeek]

Relax, relax, bird boy.

I'll figure out SOMETHING if you're gonna whine about it.

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[thxforthememories]

...

You don't even know what it is you've found, do you?

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[kungfugeek]

I'm not stupid. I was there when you demolished these things.

But I don't know -HOW- to take the voice out. So it's staying for now.

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[thxforthememories]

Smashing them worked well enough.