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002 // [Video]

[Hey Haven, what's happenin? Need some more Power Joe in your life? No?

Too bad.]

Oi! Guys, look what I found!

[The Link turns, showing what looks to be a vending machine. How he found it is anyone's guess.]

I'm gonna put it right outside the Police HQ!

"Welcome"

[...oh, yeah it speaks too.]

What do you think? Cool, huh?

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... You are not putting that near headquarters.

[He looks decidedly upset, for some odd reason, seeing that vending machine.]

[He holds up a finger.]

Who's the one who found it?

[Y u upset Kagerou it's not like you eat anyway.]

Then make it stop talking!

[YOU MAKE IT STOP TALKING.]

I don't know how!

Then keep it away from headquarters!

No way! A lot of humans work there!

They'll enjoy it!

Then figure out how to keep it from talking! Until then, keep it away.

You don't even GO HERE!

Yes, I do! I'm part of the police force.

But you only visit! What about the humans who work here?

Just make it stop talking. Or have them do it.

I'll look into it, okay? No promises.

Please do.

I can't stand hearing those things pretend to speak.

Relax, relax, bird boy.

I'll figure out SOMETHING if you're gonna whine about it.

...

You don't even know what it is you've found, do you?

I'm not stupid. I was there when you demolished these things.

But I don't know -HOW- to take the voice out. So it's staying for now.

Smashing them worked well enough.

We're not smashing it. What if we destroy the food?

Then break it open to take those things out, first.

There's got to be a door on this thing or something.

How do humans put stuff in if there isn't?

How would I know how humans do anything with those things?

It was rhetorical.

... I knew that.

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