Video [Originating from Vectorian Temple]

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[This wasn't Chicago. The humans had...interesting architecture, but not something this eclectic even came from the 'modern art' that they seemed to love so much. While the alcolytes had done their job in explaining the situation, Mirage's mind was far too busy processing everything else. He was taken from a rather...high tension moment, as in...minutes before his execution, and was nonetheless worried about his comrades.

He's quick to turn his communication device on, attempting to at least stay CIVIL even though he's pretty much churning with anger on the inside..]

Ah...buongiorno.  It seems I have been transported to Cybertron. I will question as to why it is not a lifeless husk later.  For now, I am looking for any of my comrades.

Bumblebee. Sideswipe. Do you copy?

...Human Lennox?

[His tone is rather even, his deep voice trailing off after every other sentence. He's expecting a snarky reply from Sideswipe at any second now.

Any second now.]

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[my_own_trope]

Watch your mouth!



Wait.

Don't tell me you let them use you!

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I have the option of refusing your order. Grazie.

They do not USE me. I assist them.

[my_own_trope]

[Cackling]

I bet you let them ride inside you and all of that! Ahahaha!
Do you let them steer?

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[There's a stream of Italian curse words on the other side of this transmission, Starscream.]

Do not make that assumption. I have never had one in my passenger or driver seat. Ever.

[my_own_trope]

What about the backseat?~~~

[perfavore]

Now you're just being insulting.

[my_own_trope]

With the company you keep, you make it too easy.

[perfavore]

And you couldn't be any more obvious of your faction. You may as well show yourself.

[my_own_trope]

Hah! If you're going to guess Decepticon, then you'd be more than wrong. Try again.

[perfavore]

You are certainly no Autobot.

Free agent.

[my_own_trope]

You don't know that. Maybe I'm an Autobot who simply has higher standards than you.

[perfavore]

No one has higher standards than I do.

[He's a fuckin' Ferrari, bitch.]

[my_own_trope]

You say that, and yet you're a ground vehicle.

THAT WAS MY BAD OMG FORGOT IT WAS AUDIO

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The ones with the ability of flight lack appreciation for the ground.

NP

[my_own_trope]

Unless they're energon seekers; the ONLY flight models who know the exact value of the ground.

[perfavore]

Only the energon resting inside of it.

The rest of the rock is useless to you, no?

/last word

[my_own_trope]

[yes. d'uh.]

Not necessarily. There are a handful of rare metals-- why do I even bother explaining any of this to the likes of you?

This conversation is over. Simply accept your inferiority.

[/disconnects]