[Accidental Video]

[perfavore]

 [You know, Mirage could go on about what breathing is like and how surprising it is...(no really, it shocked him too), but he had more important things to notice about waking up in a smaller body. Like the incredible irony that this is his SECOND TIME. Granted, he was only 'shrunk' the first time, but size difference is a size difference is a size difference.  Thankfully, he changed while he was in his room, and...yep, everything was considerably larger.  Is this what humans have to experience on a daily basis? 

How inconvenient.

The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]


Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?

[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]

Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.

[He's blaming Trion.]

Comments

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's not even sure...

if he should...



say anything...]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Something wrong with humans?

Have to admit, this place has a sense of irony.

[Guess Albert's one of the lucky ones so far.]

[Video]

[perfavore]

[His eyes trail to the feed, blinking a few times.

It's...on?]

Orso!

[Video]

[perfavore]

I could list the possible things wrong with you humans, but that's not my entire issue at the moment.

It seems this world loves to shift my size...considerably smaller.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Good, guess I don't need my list for Cybertonians.

Not so bad when you get used to it. You might even like it.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

GAH!!

[Well that just proves his theory.

Oh, by the way, he had a theory.]

[Video]

[perfavore]

...

You are shocked.

[audio]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Oh come off it. You're not the only one with problems here, dammit.

[... who is this and why do you have Sideswipe's Link.]

[Video]

[perfavore]

...Cannot say I agree with you, Argento.

So far breathing has not been a pleasant experience.

[You have to do it ALL THE TIME.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

No! I was surprised, there's a difference!

[...No there isn't.]

Why didn't you tell me you had a human body?!

[audio]

[perfavore]

...

[Who are you and why do you have Sideswipe's Link.]

Perdone?

[Video]

[perfavore]

There is no difference.

[He's calling you on that one, son.]

...

It is new. I do not usually have one!

[audio --> video]

[unf_corvettes]

[There's a frustrated noise, and the feed turns to video.]

[A video of a very pale, very lanky human female, glowering at the Autobot.]

You're not the only one with problems, Mirage.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Just try not to think about it?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh! Well in that case, congratulations are in order! ...Congratulations!

[video]

[perfavore]

...

[Stare.]

I cannot say I expected this.

[Video]

[perfavore]

...about breathing? Is that possible?

[Video]

[perfavore]

...

You have to breathe. Multiple times.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[That's a really weird thing to say...]

Uh, yeah, or else you're gonna die.

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

You didn't expect it? You?

Wow. I had no idea you didn't expect it.

[video]

[perfavore]

[Those lips crack into a smile.]

Buongiorno, bella~

[Video]

[perfavore]

Is inconvenient...

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

You're hilarious. I'm laughing so hard my joints are shaking.

[video]

[perfavore]

It matches your figure, is all!

[Another laugh before he composes himself.]

I would not be surprised if a FirstForged was behind this. It was last time.

[Although it KINDA wasn't Trion's fault. Only sorta.]

[video]

[unf_corvettes]

Well, yes. I noticed that. But do you have any idea how hard it is to walk?

[He's been scooting around on the balls of his feet. Seriously.]

Which one? I'll give them a piece of my processor.