re_alignment | [Accidental Video]

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[Accidental Video]

[You know, Mirage could go on about what breathing is like and how surprising it is...(no really, it shocked him too), but he had more important things to notice about waking up in a smaller body. Like the incredible irony that this is his SECOND TIME. Granted, he was only 'shrunk' the first time, but size difference is a size difference is a size difference. Thankfully, he changed while he was in his room, and...yep, everything was considerably larger. Is this what humans have to experience on a daily basis?

How inconvenient.

The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]

Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?

[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]

Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.

[He's blaming Trion.]

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You didn't expect it? You?

Wow. I had no idea you didn't expect it.

[Those lips crack into a smile.]

Buongiorno, bella~

You're hilarious. I'm laughing so hard my joints are shaking.

It matches your figure, is all!

[Another laugh before he composes himself.]

I would not be surprised if a FirstForged was behind this. It was last time.

[Although it KINDA wasn't Trion's fault. Only sorta.]

Well, yes. I noticed that. But do you have any idea how hard it is to walk?

[He's been scooting around on the balls of his feet. Seriously.]

Which one? I'll give them a piece of my processor.

...Ah. Perhaps we could find you some ah...'rollerskates', I believe they are called.

[He shakes his head.]

Where are you? I can come to you.

No idea. This isn't like the Pages.

Right, because that's not degrading.

[A shrug.]

Same temple as always.

What, no one's gloating about it yet?

Un momento.

[He jogs out of his room, looking around the (now much bigger) temple. Let's see...Sideswipe's room was over...here. Just had to...make the trek over.]

We really should look into rooming.

Rooming? Like how?

We are in the same temple. Seems like good idea to stick together.

Sideswipe you are not clothed.

Oh, right. That'll work.

[... at least Sideswipe's been lying down on "his" chest the whole time. On a pile of discarded clothing.]

...

And?

Eccellente.

..

If you are planning to leave said temple it would be best you cloth yourself. I have no issue, but humans are modest creatures.

Then maybe I just won't leave. I'm not covering up my frame because humans don't want to look at it.

[Sideswipe no, that's not the problem...]

...That is not the issue, Sideswipe.

They will WANT to.

...

Come again? Why's that a problem?

How to phrase...

The males--

[He gestures to himself]

Like to interface with the females when they are not clothed.

[He gestures to you.]

[One eyebrow slowly climbs up to Sideswipe's hairline.]

If that's a come-on, Mirage, I know you can do better than that.

It's not!

[His hands go to his face. How to explain this...]

Imagine what Witwicky does to the females. ...On you.

So the whole, "let's go to room" -- [Yes he does imitate the accent.] -- thing was just the high-grade talking? Got it.

[You asshole.]

... He shrieks "no" or "Optimus" and waves his arms a lot. I don't follow.

[That was a terrible impersonation. He'd call it racist if he knew what race you were trying to offend )8<]

That's not what I-

[You asshole.]

I said to human females. He eats their faces.

[Sideswipe just grins.]

Could have fooled me.

[And then there's that eyebrow raise again.]

And you don't think I can look after myself?

[It starts off with a mental keysmash, but turns into a grin back.]

You seem to recall a lot of that night. Hopeful?~

[...]

Can you walk?

Nope. I just like remembering things that make you squirm.

[Pause.]

Of course I can.

[Liar.]

There are plenty of other subjects.

[Pauses as well.]

Then I suppose you would like to walk to my room with me?

Like...?

[Sideswipe looks around. And folds his arms.]

No. I'm comfortable here.

[On the floor.]

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