Mission Log 2 [Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

[There's scratching and scrabbling as the communicator comes on. Also, that is a very unhappy wolf glaring at the screen, wings flared out and...]

[Wait.]

[Yup. That's definitely a pair of wings attached to that wolf's back. Anyone familiar with the version of Cybertron with Silverbolt may have a feeling of deja vu.]

I'm going to guess this is the Lambda's doing.

Comments

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

The other option is to wear yourself out to the point you can't stand up anymore. I think we both know that's the more potentially dangerous option.

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[He's right, she does now how dangerous exhaustion can be.]

Then I guess I need to try this relaxing muscles thing.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

It takes a bit of focus. Helps calm your mind down, too, since you're keeping it completely honed on one task.

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Focus has never been an issue for this she-spider.

[Sometimes she can be a little too focused.]

So, what exactly do humans eat? I'm pretty sure it's not Energon.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

It isn't. You're going to need biological food. Meat and vegetables, primarily. Also lots of water.

There's also waste disposal, but you might want to talk to a woman about that one.

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Meat and vegetables. Then it's not too different from my beast mode at least. And just how much water are we talking?

[She's not even going to comment on the waste disposal. Why are you humans so.. gross?]

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

[At least he's honest, right? You could've found out the hard way.]

About two liters a day I'd say for bare minimum.

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[ Whatever.]

That's not too bad then.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

I'd suggest more, but that's the bare minimum at least. We're largely water though.

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

...Largely water. Why the slag are there creatures composed of this stuff!?

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

Just how life developed on Earth. [Roll of the shoulders like a shrug.]

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

...Don't remind me. It's a miracle your species survived outside of that little valley of theirs.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

Valley?

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Where do you think human life on Earth started? It definitely wasn't a volcano.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

Didn't think so, but no one's really pinned down where the first humans came from.

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Of course not. They weren't there.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

[Headtilt.] And you were?

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Oh yeah. You could say that.

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

...I'm not going to ask since it'll probably only cause headaches trying to understand.

[That and asking a woman her age is the fastest way to get slapped.]

Re: [Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Good boy. Trust me, it still gives me headaches thinking about it.

[At least he has some common sense.]

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

I can imagine so.

[It helps when the woman you anger is ranked a step higher than you and her favorite attack strategy is to wail on people with a guitar.]