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[That's a unicorn.

His horn is glowing as he magics his communicator into functionality. What could this majestic creature possibly want? He opens his mouth and out comes the mighty voice of JK Simmons.]

If there's anyone out there who can fashion an airtight suit of armor for an equine, you would be much obliged.

((ooc: forgot the ooc check in last time, this repost is the real deal. ♥ I will repost old comments in top-level threads for those that wanna continue))

Comments

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My name is White Knight. This Unicorn thing is the same thing turning everyone else's species on their heads.

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And why should I believe you?

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Do I look like some kind of chaosbringer?

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[laharl]

Looks can be deceiving.

[He's seen evil angels, man.]

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You're joking. I'm a unicorn. What kind of chaos could I possibly do?

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[laharl]

You could stab someone with your horn.

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The temptation is rising.

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[laharl]

Excellent. I knew you were an evil unicorn.

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Your skills of deduction leave little to be desired.

[He desires none of you, as a matter of fact.]