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[That's a unicorn.

His horn is glowing as he magics his communicator into functionality. What could this majestic creature possibly want? He opens his mouth and out comes the mighty voice of JK Simmons.]

If there's anyone out there who can fashion an airtight suit of armor for an equine, you would be much obliged.

((ooc: forgot the ooc check in last time, this repost is the real deal. ♥ I will repost old comments in top-level threads for those that wanna continue))

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Nanites designed to bond to human tissue to cure disease and heal injuries. They were released before their programming was complete, so there's no baseline setting for what a human being -- or any organic, for that matter -- is supposed to look like. And they've infected nearly every living thing on the planet.

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[Oh now isn't that intriguing?]

Who designed nanites? Extensive undertaking. Ambitious. If done correctly quite valuable.

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An entire team of over-ambitious scientists and their greedy, short-sighted financial backers.

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Understood. Not for the best. But potentially valuable resource all the same.

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Their potential is meaningless for all the trouble they've caused. I'm the only living creature back home without a nanite in my body, and I get to sit back and watch while the world goes to Hell around me.

As for everyone else, the lucky ones get to wait until it's their turn to mutate into some rampaging freak.