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re_alignment2013-03-15 09:37 am
sword_redemption) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-15 09:37 am
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[In light of Dr McCoy's recent how to be a human download, Drift's decided that as someone who has survived--barely--the experience himself, he could offer some advice of his own. Slightly less snark-flavored.]
Right. So.
Er.
[CONFESSION TIME.]
I, uh, I spent some time as a human. Before. And so, well.
[A shrug. Get to the point, Drift.]
You have to chew this 'food' stuff. [Trust him on this.]
Canned peaches are good but you should only eat them with an expert. Utensils will take, uh, lots of practice.
Pants are....horrible. So are skirts.
[Don't get him started on hats.]
Hope your clothing has pockets. These things, trust me, don't have onboard storage. [DON'T ASK.]
Shoes feel weird--you can't feel the ground, really. But you should probably wear them. Especially in the Junk Pile.
[Let's all give Vandal a vote for sainthood for having put up with Drift and these valuable lessons.]
Right. So.
Er.
[CONFESSION TIME.]
I, uh, I spent some time as a human. Before. And so, well.
[A shrug. Get to the point, Drift.]
You have to chew this 'food' stuff. [Trust him on this.]
Canned peaches are good but you should only eat them with an expert. Utensils will take, uh, lots of practice.
Pants are....horrible. So are skirts.
[Don't get him started on hats.]
Hope your clothing has pockets. These things, trust me, don't have onboard storage. [DON'T ASK.]
Shoes feel weird--you can't feel the ground, really. But you should probably wear them. Especially in the Junk Pile.
[Let's all give Vandal a vote for sainthood for having put up with Drift and these valuable lessons.]