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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack certainly didn't take his humanization well.  What was the first thing he did when he found out? Punched a wall. Yes, he IS a smart one isn't he.  Thankfully, he didn't break anything, but it took a day or so for him to get movement back into it.  So now he's going to let you know his feelings on the matter.]

This human thing stopped bein' fun two days ago.

[He holds up his hand, which is quite a nice shade of purple in some spots.]

That's normal, right?

[It's probably best if you don't ask.]

Comments

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[robotfightclub]

[Okay, seriously, Wheeljack. What did she tell you the first time you brought the hand up?]

Completely normal. I can't even count the times I've seen humans with purple hands.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Arcee, he won't even see doctors when he's a robot. You expect more when he's a squish?

Although his face is unsure if he should believe that or not.]

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Yeah, I agree. This havin' ta refuel everybody is getting old.

[Video]

[imnotyours]

[Yeah have a little girl staring at you in complete surprise Wheeljack.]

....Dad?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[Well, this just got immensely awkward.]

Uh. Can I help ya, short stuff?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Three times a day.

What happens when they run out?

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[imnotyours]

Short...Dad it's me. It's Lyra.

[Don't you recognize her, dad?]

Where's Stelmaria?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[Eyebrow perk. Was he...supposed to recognize this kid?]

Who? Kid, you're not makin' a scrapload of sense. I ain't your dad.

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[imnotyours]

....Did you get attacked by the Gobblers and hit your head?

[Because that has gone the explanation. Why else would he recognize her?

Pan flutters iinto view, landing on her shoulder as a canary, head tilting.]

Lyra why doesn't he recognize us?

Gobblers. Has to be. They followed him through.

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Never thought I'd miss not refuelin' so often.

Got me, they must panic or somethin'.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[...sigh.]

Go see a doctor!

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I've been trying! You can't really get very far on these legs.

[He hasn't been trying.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Do you know if this is normal, Bulk?

[He holds up his bruised hand.]

You got a kid with pink hair. Purple hands ain't too much of a stretch.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

It's one foot in front of the other until you get where you're supposed to be. Get walking.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[This kid is making so little sense she's in the negatives. He holds up his bruised hand a moment, as if to just stop.]

Kid. My name's Wheeljack. Unless that's the name of your dad, I'm not him.

[His eyes go to the bird, and then back to her.]

I got no idea what a gobbler is.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah? And where's where I'm supposed to be?

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[She was ready to scream 'a doctor' again, but you know what?]

Fine, Wheeljack. Don't do anything. I'm not sure how being human suddenly makes everyone useless, but I'm done trying to talk sense into people.

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[imnotyours]

[Okay. Wait.]

Wheeljack?

...Maybe he's like those others. That are switching I mean.

But...he...why does he have my dad's face of everyone he could switch with, Pan?

video cos he forgot not to oops

[expendablemechanic]

Oh, it's really not all that awf-

...

[... WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO WHEELJACK.]

You should probably have McCoy take a look at that, or something. That doesn't look natural at all.

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[adamndoctor]

My God, man! What the Hell have you been doing!?

[sword_redemption]

It was fun, ever?

[Not for Drift. Then again his first action had been to fall out of bed and nearly break his ankle on those stupid heeled shoes.]

I...uh, that's not normal.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I think that's what human cal gangrene. You should cut your hand immediately. [So helpful, Knock Out.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Okay stop right there.

Ya tell me to go see a doctor. So where's the doctor? Scrap if I know. I can't even seem to find First Aid. And no offense but I'm NOT walkin' aimlessly around Cybertron.

If there's a real human doc, he'll see this post.

video

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...




Do I know you?

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...I fell on it.

[He punched a wall.]

Take it that's not somethin' normal. Know anyone who can fix it?