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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack certainly didn't take his humanization well.  What was the first thing he did when he found out? Punched a wall. Yes, he IS a smart one isn't he.  Thankfully, he didn't break anything, but it took a day or so for him to get movement back into it.  So now he's going to let you know his feelings on the matter.]

This human thing stopped bein' fun two days ago.

[He holds up his hand, which is quite a nice shade of purple in some spots.]

That's normal, right?

[It's probably best if you don't ask.]

Comments

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[deadlydoctor]

I think that's what human cal gangrene. You should cut your hand immediately. [So helpful, Knock Out.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

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Something's tellin' me that's not a good idea.

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[deadlydoctor]

If you don't do that it will still fall off on its own. Human bodies are that great.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...HOW.

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[deadlydoctor]

I saw it in a movie. Gangrene is like, how they rust to death.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

And you get that from punching a w-..falling on it?

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[deadlydoctor]

Yes. You could get that very easily, doing the simplest things. It hurts a lot too, with all the flesh turning darker and putrid. That's why it's better to cut it before it gets worse and affects the rest of your arm, or it gets to your brain.

Squishy bodies weren't made to last for long. Oh and they also shed their skin. [Seriously Wheeljack, can't you tell KO's trolling yet?]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

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Okay who are you.

[Humans don't refer to themselves as squishy bodies, so he's curious now B( ]

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[deadlydoctor]

Took you long enough.

Take a guess.

[Well done, Wheeljack.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

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Don't tell me. You're...Doc Knock.

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[deadlydoctor]

Got it in one.

And you are Wheeljack. [It wasn't all that hard to tell.] How you keep surviving is still a mystery to me.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Don't question genius, Doc.

There are things not even you'll ever understand.

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[deadlydoctor]

What you call genius, I call infinite luck.

Got some of that to spare?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

In my experience there's no such thing as luck, Doc.

All skill. I can see why you'd want it, though.

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[deadlydoctor]

Said the mech who almost destroyed one of his appendages. Try to invest in brains the next time.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey, you just said you wanted my talents. Doesn't that mean ya want to give up brains?

I seem to be goin' pretty strong.

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[deadlydoctor]

I said I wanted you luck, there's a difference.

good for you. what I said about gangrene is true, though. Humans do fall apart easily.